Statement: Bam + Handcuffs = Win
Rank: Power Shake

Statement: YOU AIN'T GOT NO MATZO MIX
Usergroups: Global Moderators
Rank: Global Moderator

Statement: girl, shock me with your electric feel.
Rank: Sweet and Sour

Statement: a communication or declaration in speech or writing, setting forth facts, particulars, etc.
Rank: Power Shake

Statement: Tentacles smirk, please.
Rank: Untamed Beast

Statement: Hi. (:
Rank: Friendly Fiend

Statement: Just call me Big Daddy D
Rank: AdminstraDER

Statement: Kittenz.
Rank: Melody Master

Statement: Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent
Usergroups: Administrators, Colored Members (Not Racist), Service
Rank: Rising Blaze

Statement: I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on hara kiri rock. i need scissors! 61...
Rank: Marine Glory

Statement: I missed my flight due to harsh weather conditions. Although frustrated, I know I'd rather be on the ground wishing I was on a plane rather than being on a plane wishing I was on the ground.
Rank: Rising Blaze

Statement: Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.
Rank: Secretly Sinister

Usergroups: Global Moderators
Rank: Global Moderator

Statement: sup
Rank: Elevated Bloon

Statement: ((_l_)) Online
Rank: Melody Master

Statement: Can Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Is bird the word?
Rank: Secretly Sinister