1. Start a new topic.
2. View a topic that has already been created by someone else.
3. Take everything that person wrote and copy it into your own thread.
4. Take everything that person wrote and make it 100% literal with no room for humor.
5. Insert a few rude comments towards the poster of the original topic.
6. Contradict what that person was saying.
7. Try to make yourself appear cooler than that person.
8. Try to be funny and fail.
9. Insert a place filler because you cant think of anything else "good" to say.
10. Insert racist joke here.

@whatif

[Insert racist joke here]