1. Get an ipod, put temple run on it. You may now delete Temple Run on your phone and play it on your Ipod. Lesson one learned, cheat the system.
2. It's not Facebook, it's the way you use it. If you go and delete Facebook because you don't have the willpower to get off of it, you have very low determination fiber and will end up simply reactivating your account. Lesson two learned, it's not what you use, it's how you use it.
3. Go to Tumblr and click
'Deactivate your account'. Because i put strike text over 'Deactivate your account', you no longer have to deactivate your account because i am really telling you not to click on it. For profit, you may now follow a bunch of people who post Olivia Wilde photos and scroll through them on your dashboard, instead of doing real searching work on Google. Lesson's 1 and 2 reinforced and applied together. Which leads us to Lesson 3, you may use more than one lesson at once to gain the maximum amount of success.
4. Read
a book. I'll go ahead and read something that Fleemailman wrote and i'll come out with half a brain left. Lesson number 4 learned, don't be vague or it's going to bite you in the ass. Say what you mean, and mean what you say. That was Dr. Suess and reading him always makes you more knowledgable. Also, read 1984/The Anthem/Brave New World/Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy/Ender's Game Series (Best sci fi ever)
5. Get into a debate with ein. To prove it's quite easy to beat him at one, refer to this topic:
http://www.fujiplanet.net/t4731-einsteinian-vs-whatif Not only Der could do it.
6. Don't be a girl.
7. If you are a guy, and your girlfriend has broken up with you because of a commercial you are the 1%, so feel special.
8. If you are single and happy, get past the denial step of grief.
9. Don't be like Victoria.
10. Be the big black dude pussies befriend.
That is all.
