Post yo tips for success (;

1. Go on your phone. Look for Temple Run. Press Delete.
2. Go to http://facebook.com go to settings, "Deactivate my Account".
3. Go to tumblr.com....click "delete my account" look at pictures of olivia wilde
4. Read a book.
5. Dont get into a debate wit ein unless your name is Der
6. If you are a girl and you don't smell like Adriana Lima, start.
7. If you are a guy and you're girlfriend broke up with you because the guy on the Old Spice commerical told her to, start working out. get better taste in girls
8. If you are single and happy, stay that way. Forever and ever.
9. If you're like me and you wake up an hour late every morning for school, stop watching house, csi, stupid gay pony show, daria, or chuck norris all night.
10. Befriend a big black dude.

1. Nevrer had it - check
2. Nah
3. Check
4. Check
5. K - Check
6. Eh
7. Check
8. Check
9. Check. By the way, my little pony? Im dissapointed.
10. Check

Succes.

1. Win

tis success in one step

Correction:
1. Der

1. Check
2. Almost check, I hardly use it, anyway.
3. Check
4. Double check
5. Check
7. Check
8. Would "single and not happy" fit into that category?
9. FUCK NO I WILL NOT STOP WATCHING PONIES. THEY'RE NOT GAY, THEY MAKE ME PUKE LIQUID TESTOSTERONE.
10. Check

I'm unsuccessful, especially with smelling like Lima

1. ;-;
2. Nope
3. Fapfapfap
4. Check
5. Will do
6. k
7. Why would a girl watch Old Spice commercials?
8. But, I can be together with someone and be happy too.
9. Check.
10. Befriend a big black dude. - Check

1. Never. High score 13 million and I've made 4 friends over it.
2. Never had one so...check?
3. Not gonna waste my time.
4. Does Ron Shandler's Baseball Forecaster count?
5. Lol.
6. Doesn't apply.
7. Never happened so I guess I'm alright there.
8. Was single, wasn't happy.
9. Slowly my wakeup time for school has gone from 10 of 6 to 6 to 6:15...(bus comes at 6:50ish)
10. Already done. Many, as a matter of fact.

I gotta work on the book one.

deadtome

me or ein

i cant say his name yem. hes dead.

D:

Lol whoever made ders rank put the der in the wrong spot.

most likely me...

AdminDERstrator?

AdminstraDER