If Pinocchio said "my nose will grow," what would happen?

It would grow, and he wouldn't have lied.
Which means it would have grown naturally, and his nose will be longer forever.

but his nose doesn't grow unless he tells a lie, so saying it will grow is a lie, which then makes it the truth, and so forth.

Stop dividing by zero and make sense, damn it. No one's nose grows when they lie. Time to move out of the nursery, children.

lol

Paradoxes have no solutions.

A barber in a small town claims to shave "all those and only those who do not shave themselves." Does the barber shave himself?

Oh yeah i forgot to say the part where the barber clearly does not say it in a tone that meant he only shaves those who don't know hot to shave. My bad.

Republican: I still think it's all Obama's fault anyway.

it would sit on a shelf until a local 3 year old picked it up and took it home and then his mom would ask where he got that candy from and in fear of pedophiles she contacted the local state legislator to crack down on grocery store security and now no more kids were buying lottery tickets form the machine or not putting their carts away or racing with them in the no longer dangerous parking lot so the kids graffiti tagged the store with their local insignia

grocery store my good man

still divided into zero groups, it's in a pretty undefined area right now i would say

bermuda triangle

bingo