kareljanis
Friendly Fiend
Posts: 886
Age: 16
Fuji Bucks™: 1885
Reputation: 8
 | | Lamb Spam with the Oh-so loveable Kareljanis | |
original posts from days of old battle | Spoiler: | | | Alright, here's a day for ya. Wake up, get angry, watch sports highlights. Destroyed another earthling at fantasy football. Walk to school, shake my fists angrily at passerbys. So then i walk in the door with my smug superiority but contempt in my eyes. after me and the local seniors (i go to a junior seconday school, I'm highest grade) start tossin' elbows, theres grade 8's littering the crowd. 5'9'' but i stand with the giants. YEEEEAAAA. then i heard an idea. the most remarkable one ever. it was engineering and we were talking about solar power. it takes 1.3 trillion tons of dynamite blown up every second to simulate the sheer awesomeness of the sun. think about that. 1,300,000,000,000 TONS of dynamite. every second. I want to try that. 78 trillion tons of dynamite in a minute. 4.7 quadrillion tons an hour. 112.3 quintillion tons a day. excuse my canadian math if anything was wrong. but the nay-sayers say "nay, karel thats a proposterous amount of dynamite". BUT i counter your nay. ambition in you is low. it WILL be done. and thats how i imagine the world to end. thank you for your time////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\ |
Jan. 9th, 2012 (i think)
| Spoiler: | | | So I just finished reading all 15 pages of my posts on this forum EVER. found out i had a blog, gonna bump it. Why did I come back you say? Cause it's over. They're all dead god damn it. I turn on hockey and what do i get...helmets, minorities, more than 6 teams. Even old don cherry got old on me, that bastard. 16 years and what do i have to show for it? im basically walking around the forest in a robe and katana contemplating suicide (swim good-frank ocean). There were never any "golden years". I sucked at bloons. I was the original fucking noob, first to be banned on the apple. i see these kids with their spam and semi-intelligent posts. Did i get more intelligent? hell no. but i birthed these kids. i originated this. they should be sent to the gallows. no purpose, no insensitivity. even katanga's fucking dead. last time i saw the motherfucker he was paying me back $60 in the summer. good man. before bone left, if that name means anything to anyone, he left me words of wisdom. and i dont even fucking remember them. honestly, i remembered this forum via reading something about mount fuji so i decided to see if it lived...it did. unfortunately. |
Jan. 10th, 2012 (I haven't done this little in school since the summer)
Unfortunate? Why? Cause it would've given me closure. That it was all gone. But no...everybody watch out for the Fuck Yonghoon Mixtape dropping soon from Kareljanis aka Anonymous shit's gonna be fiiiire. We got based freestyles form the Based Apostle, shoutouts to my cracka Trill Intentions and some clown named MCH . We on the come up. One Hundred Million dollar shit. That snowflakes by the ounce shit. That's what I'm preaching. I'm the rabbi of rape, the mullah of mania, the priest of piracy. I deserve a fucking statue for the contributions I make to the art world. Who the hell is Michelangelo? Da Vinci? Picasso? Sounds like something I'd order in the local Italian restaurant. This country...
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