Make a funny run-on sentence. No more than 200 words please. End with a period.



Oh man today we went grocery shopping at Giant Eagle which is right off the Circle and an improv team broke out in a short play they did with shopping carts I think it was based on Singing In The Rain with bumpers cars LOL.

Huwat I don't know what this is I think its a thread yeah that I might trash no I won't but I can't stand writing like this anymore yeah.

Pure torture to me...

Well Ein if your going to be a jackass about theres a little thing you can do, its called "not posting". SO DONT POST JACKASS. Oh and YEM I love you.

I just had a purple panda with my pet chihuahua while drinking chocolate milk with my friend while he gave birth to 2 people in the town pool on the blue and wet water slides and sumo wrestlers threw me overboard that made me drown and come up back again and get drunk and laughing hysterically.

I once had a banana in my pants where a monkey took it and eat it while ruining a wet bikini party while there was a gay party next door which Bri was the leader of the homos.

Well we were all having a nice time sipping through a commemorative glass watching Futurama on a Sunday wearing gray socks meanwhile Darth Vader proclaimed your lack of heterosexuality "fabulous" oh when is my brunch for sale I don't care if I ever get back for Holiday Inn has some nice brunches maybe I should get ready for a red sale.

bamp

I thought it I was in Bob Marley's lice when suddenly i got licked by Adam Lambert's gay minions it was horrifying as KFC eating dogs with tentacles from tipsy tarts dripping out of an LOL face i mean lolwut.

My Videogame broke because my recently 3-year-old sister kept playing with it making it a scratchful CD which the Wii cannot read because it's difficult to the laser to identify the disc if there are so many scratches in it thanks to my sister who was playing with it when I was on a party and now I cannot play it anymore which saddens JoJo because I used to play MKW with him and pwn him.

I woke you up last night at 4 to warn you of psychotic white mammals flying on tubular vessels in your home in search for the lost nachos and calculators while their golden-brown hides reflect mooonlight in a shopping cart full of mirrors that make your eyes tingle with enjoyment.

The small monkey, which had previously been enjoying a peaceful nap in the treetops, was suddenly awoken by a series of large yellow machines which toppled his tree down pissing him off so he jacked one of the machines and was all like "DID BITCHES DIE!!!" and ran over all of the pink two legged creatures and then to get rid of the other machines he got his buddy elephant to help him out and after everything was destroyed to get rid of any survivors he got a plasma cannon and was all like "IMAFIRNMYLAZAR" and pwnd everybody.

My family switched our phone, internet, and cable to AT&T U-Verse last week and its different and all with some new features but the television isnt as good as Comcast or Dish Network but its ok and one good thing is that the internet is much faster now and allows for my Playstation 3 to finally receive signal in my basement so I hooked it up and now it works thank the lord!

http://www.fujiplanet.net/search.forum?search_author=Nothin&show_results=posts

^theres plenty

LolDan is such a funny guy he posts things that are funny and I laugh because one time he said something semi-mean to Nothin in regard to one of her extreme run ons and ended up editing it cause he felt bad cause he's a socially awkward penguin like that just kidding hahahaha but anyway I'm gonna go look up some more meme's how do you say meme is it like me-me or mime or me-m oh well guess I'll never know I've never heard it said out loud just 4chan

yesterday i met nothin on a site and i asked her about things but she didnt reply so i was like oh my god why dont you reply and i was really sad and stuff so i went to this ice cream store and bought ice cream and i ate it and i loved it so i was like really happy and stuff again and then i checked my msn again and i saw that nothin replied so i was even happier and we had this long run on sentences conversation and i think nothin is great again so yeah life is cool and stuff.

Epic.

wow Niels you made my morning burst into flames like a phoenix on the Potter the order can do its worst while neville longbottom loses his damn rememberall he got in the mail wow I never get mail uh wait nevermind I got a broomstick last week are you kidding me Hermionie just stfu no one understands a bloody word you say