I have a ____ in my pants

Subject: I have a ____ in my pants Sun Jun 20, 2010 7:00 pm

http://www.fujiplanet.net/forum-games-f11/i-like-in-my-ass-t5308.htm
Credit goes to that for inspiration.

So just post the title, with the blank filled in. I start;

I have a white groundhog in my pants.

Subject: Re: I have a ____ in my pants Sun Jun 20, 2010 7:02 pm

I have hot pockets in my pants.

Subject: Re: I have a ____ in my pants Sun Jun 20, 2010 7:02 pm

I have your sister in my pants

Subject: Re: I have a ____ in my pants Sun Jun 20, 2010 10:08 pm

I have a bending unit in my pants.

Subject: Re: I have a ____ in my pants Sun Jun 20, 2010 10:11 pm

I have a Squirrel In My Pants.
a.k.a SIMP.

Subject: Re: I have a ____ in my pants Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:30 am

I have a jizz in my pants

Subject: Re: I have a ____ in my pants Mon Jun 21, 2010 7:00 am

I have four hands in my pants.

Subject: Re: I have a ____ in my pants Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:49 am

I have a 3 pieces of pizza in my pants.

LOLDODGEBALL

Subject: Re: I have a ____ in my pants Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:48 am

I have something Bart ain't producin' in my pants.

Subject: Re: I have a ____ in my pants Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:32 am

I have a condom in my pants

Subject: Re: I have a ____ in my pants Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:36 am

I have lithium in my pants.

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Subject: Re: I have a ____ in my pants Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:17 pm

I have boxers on my pants

Subject: Re: I have a ____ in my pants Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:18 pm

I have teen spirit in my pants.

Subject: Re: I have a ____ in my pants Thu Jun 24, 2010 6:53 am

I have The Simpsons™ in my Pants

Subject: Re: I have a ____ in my pants Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:56 am

I have a car in my pants

Subject: Re: I have a ____ in my pants Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:57 am

I have a iPod in my pants.

Subject: Re: I have a ____ in my pants Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:22 am

I have Fall Out Boy in my pants.

Subject: Re: I have a ____ in my pants Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:49 am

I have Michael Jackson's gravestone in my pants.

Subject: Re: I have a ____ in my pants Fri Jun 25, 2010 6:08 am

I have a horny in my pants.