Big "T". Little "i". Big "K". Who thought of such a way of spelling a word in which both the first and the last letter are capitalized? Apparently, the unnamed record producer of this.....person:



Are those Kanye glasses? Ironic, isn't it...

What I'm wondering is who actually wrote these lyrics. Whoever did wasn't thinking at all.

Let's have ourselves a look at the first line, shall we?

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy

Okay, first of all, P Diddy probably feels like shit when he wakes up, due to all of that drinking and partying. He doesn't wake up thinking that he has a great life or that he's carefree, and he probably doesn't look forward to partying at that point. All he feels is a massive headache when he wakes up, which is probably in front of the toilet. Ke$ha has it all wrong. The line should be more along these lines:

"Wake up in the morning feeling like Bill Gates"

Now there's a rich guy who can actually remember what he had for dinner the night before.

Let's take a look at this next line:

Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack

I know I skipped a line, but the line in between just wasn't very important.

Okay, first off, why is she about to leave right after she wakes up? Is she waking up at 7 PM? Without even a regurgitory trip to the terlet? Second, she's wasting a lot of money on tooth-brushing whiskey when she could just get it at her party for free. If she wants to get the vomit flavor out of her mouth, she can at least wait until she gets to the party, or wherever the hell she's going to.

I'll skip ahead a bit...

Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight

And then what? You just go home because it's light outside?

If everyone drinks as much as Ke$ha does, I'm sure they'd all be too passed-out to.....well, let's face it, once you're passed-out, you can't really do very many things. What I want to know is who manages to get Ke$ha home every night. She drinks so much that she's lucky to get to the curb on her own two feet. Yet somehow she manages to wake up in her own home at 7 PM every evening.

Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

But the party does stop, yes. You said it yourself, Ke$ha, the party stops when you see the sunlight. Ke$ha probably has a hard time remembering when the party stops, if she even manages to stay conscious that long.

Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here

That's such a stupid line. I don't even want to discuss it, because it's just so stupid. It's like someone took two separate lines from completely different parts of the song and strung them together to make a rhyme and/or to save space.

But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

This is my favorite line in the whole song. The person who wrote the song has obviously never seen what Mick Jagger looks like.



Either that or Ke$ha has one hell of a ridiculous taste in men. Seriously, he looks like someone's grandmother...

Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk

Okay, all I can say here is that Ke$ha has turned into a hypocrite at this point. I don't even know how it's possible for someone to be "too drunk" for her. She drinks more than.....well, she drinks an awful lot, that's for damn sure.

Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out

When who kicks you out? Where the hell is this party...?

Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in

I guess if she doesn't show up, there's no party. Shame. So many people showing up for what they thought was going to be a party. Good thing Ke$ha's a raging alcoholic who will go to any cost just to get to that party!

I know I skipped quite a few lines, but honestly, most of this song is just filler. I just picked out the most ignorantly written ones to review. Nobody would read the review if it went line-by-line. If you've gotten this far, I will award you with this jumping smiley emoticon.


THE END

Lol 11/10 Review

Ernie, they are called lyrics pal. Wow. Not everything said in a song will be true.

Ernie that was absolutely brilliant. I actually laughed on a few parts of the review. That may be, perhaps, my favorite of your reviews. I would have never thought of that.

That is a reasonable statement.

Great review!!

The Mick Jagger line makes absolutely no sense, and it just sounds tacky.

They just needed something to rhyme with "swagger", which is just moronic, because they could have changed that word instead of adding a new one that rhymed with it.

This made me laugh quite a bit! What a dumb, thoughtless, meaningless song.

Stupid song, but taking lyrics out of context and criticizing them for things that are the same in every Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, Britney Spears, and Katy Perry song is not right.

Almost all of them have poor-written lyrics imo. And im not trying to generalize. They mainly talk about parties, booze, and drugs in their songs.

Indeed, some of them are poorly written. However, not many of them are as hilariously poorly written as this one.

Besides, what the hell do you want me to do? Review every song involving "parties, booze & drugs" in the lyrics? Hell no, because that would just be more generalizing, not to mention an unbearably long review that nobody would want to read.

I agree with Tristan yo. I don't know what kids in school did to you when you were young, but you over analyze way to much.

Maybe she means she has a hangover when she wakes up in the morning, and so does P diddy?

But it's wrong. You can be sarcastic, but you gotta be right when you are.