On to the next one. 13th Rap Contest hosted by yours truly. :) It's just a shame that Shades isn't here.

Mmk, so, this one will not have rounds. It's gonna go like this. Post a rap following the guidelines listed below. On the fourth of July, I'm going to make a poll with all contestants. The winner will be chosen by everyone, so it's fair. I'll be entering too. The guidelines are...

1. Minimum of 15 lines.
2. Maximum of 45 lines.
3. NO RIPPING.
4. Uh. Make it gud?

Prizes... are... uhm...

1st place - 1000 FBs
2nd place - 500 FBs
3rd place - 250 FBs
4th place - A hug
5th place - You suck
6th place - Just.. go..
Anything else - Lol

I'll post mine later. Good luckkk. :)

This would be XIV by the way - XIII was the team one and in XII I won over Shady

Pushin' it to the edge I'm gonna fight
Ain't got no skill but I'm full of spite
I live to decipher the rhythm of life
I know I cant bark but I sure as hell bite

I've got nothing to prove and everything to win
My life is just full of the evil and sin
It has no end, don't know where to begin
When life is a noise I talk over the din

I shine like a star and blast off like a rocket
I have a gun all the girls wanna cock it
I control the load that goes into the socket
If your mom was a port, I'd be sure to dock it

I can do everything you can, but better
Any bitch you cant get, I can get her
Then when shes in bed I can wet her
Whatever she wants from me I'll let her

Twenty five cents I can turn into dollars
Buy your shit out and then watch you holler
I'll steal your dog so you've just got a collar
Your just jealous cause I'm just a baller.

I'm poppin these rhymes like its nothing on my part
Dont even make sense which makes this shit pretty hard
It's 10 PM and i feel like a retard
But my rhymes just ran you over on your front yard

I've only got twenty lines to go
So im just gonna say your moms a ho
I roll her every night like shes a clump of dough
And now im putting on an amateur show

I'm not gonna win this no way no how
At least I didnt have sex with a cow
(Oh wait thats right Im doing you mom now)
So sit back and let me take a bow

I'm gonna be rich and have all the cash
I'm gonna be here and gone in a flash
I'm gonna push your ass in the trash
I'm gonna pop another cap in your ass

I've got all the style and got all the swag
You've been forced to put up a white flag
Put all of your cash inside of the bag
And hand it over cause you're just a fag

Now as my rap comes to a close
and so do my tales of bitches and hoes
My rap makes you wanna cut of your toes
If you gotta question, ask Matt cause he knows

Peace out mothafuckas

nvr mind

I sit on the edge of the cliff of stupidity
I kid you not when i say, i'm a fucking epiphany
My rhymes are so dank, you'd think i'm my own strain of weed
Hell i plant it in them hoes, just call me Johnny Appleseed.
I am my own limit, cause i'm high as the sky
And i see all the demons that lie in your rhymes
Put in the side bets, cause this is a dog race and i'm the only lion here
Paint the colors of the bombs that i spit, with the colors of my flag
It'll take you on a trip that will leave your mouth with jet lag
Push the red button in the hollow box, never see the sun
Till you wake up from your dreams and realize i'm the one.
Like Neo, from The Matrix, i can take your tounge and bend it
But i guess i already did, cause everything you say is a motherfucking misprint
Like a hit iron machine, i'm gonna press this on you, now don't shed a tear
This situation is an LCD TV and my rhymes are the HD picture, clear?
Good shit.

^ That sounds to me like alternative rock.

Expect something from me eventually.

Nice one What. You too Sherlip. & sweet Ernie.

This made me lol. Sher had exactly 45 lines and If had 15.
And I may enter eventually (you guys know me, lol).

You can write it however you want Jake. As long as it follows the rules.

Alright, but it's not what you would call a standard rap verse, it's more of a slow hip hop verse, but I guess it can fall into the category of rap. We'll see if it works i'm about half way done with it.

By the way please dont double post. I'd merge them but I can't on my phone.

I clicked on edit. I had no idea I double posted I apologize.

I fixed the double post.

Thank you.

I have no inspiration, but I do have a headache.
I'll enter later.

Lol, good luck

Whiffy yours makes no sense

Whatif wrote:

It'll take you on a trip that will leave your mouth with jet lag

WTF?

That makes perfect sense. A trip, in relation to an airplane trip...Then your mouth with get left with jet lag...?
And also, i wasnt sober