Here's a new game. One person has to make a wish and the next poster has to grant it and make his/her own wish. But there's a twist: The person who grants the wish must grant it but something has to go wrong.

EXAMPLE:
Person1: I wish I could fly
Person2: Wish granted but once you start flying you will never be able to stop flying.

Okay?

START:
I wish I knew where my phone was.

I wish

idk this is too hard

I edited the rules....

let's try again

I wish I knew where my phone was.

You find it, but it has become an Al-Qaeda warrior and explodes in your face.

I hope you die.

I die, but then my death causes you to become guilty with yourself and you kill yourself.
I wish i wish i was a fish

Granted, but you get.....well, let's be frank, you get fished and turn into a Filet-O-Fish.

I wish that picture of yours was a real person in my house.

Granted. But he will be under your bed! B).I wish Justin Beiber was dead.

He dies, but comes back as a ghost with his higher voice.

Granted. Now you're nobody.I wish for the WII 2

Granted, but you die because it sounds like WWII and that killed a bunch of people and now you're one of those people because you wished for it.

I wish that MyNK would come back.

Granted but there are 50x more r34p3rs
I wish they have a hotcorn builder.

Granted, but there is no item limit, so now every level is so laggy that your computer explodes.

I wish for a steak.

Granted. Now dogs attack you!I wish for Ernie's avatar to have a normal nose

Granted, but now he can smell Harry Potter from miles away and he kills him with his mucus of steel.

I wish for an explanation.

Granted, but the explanation is a lie. I wish for.. a pony..

Granted, but the pony is rabid and.....well, you can guess what happens next.

I wish I could have one of those burgers that Luther Vandross invented.

Granted, but unfortunately for you the burger is cursed and tastes like a cross between failcooking and voldemort.

I wish for you to not grant me a wish.

Granted, but you get 1 wish

I wish for Aloe's Shiny Things

Bart, you can't wish unwishable things. By me wishing for my wish to not be granted, I am creating an endless loop in which if you don't grant the wish, you grant the wish, but if you do grant the wish you end up not granting the wish because the wish is for the wish to not be granted therefore there is no wish. Catch-22.

Granted but all the shiny things you now have are... unshiny.

Eh?

I wish that the Universe was never created.