Why'd I do this?

Subject: Re: Why'd I do this? Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:43 pm

The store you bought it from was corrupt and had plans for achieving world peace through chandelier-making.

I woke up to find that my leg was blue. Why?

Subject: Re: Why'd I do this? Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:28 am

Because you left your string on your leg too long.'

I shot a chicken. Why?

Subject: Re: Why'd I do this? Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:51 am

You were hungry and had a handgun handy.

I don't shave. Why?

Subject: Re: Why'd I do this? Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:34 pm

your going for the "caveman" look

I

, why?

Subject: Re: Why'd I do this? Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:34 pm

Because Chrome can fry potatoes.

I am hungry, why?

Subject: Re: Why'd I do this? Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:26 am

you didn't eat.

I'm hungry too, why?

Subject: Re: Why'd I do this? Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:23 am

You skipped lunch to play fùtball

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