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BEHOLD...an overly dramatic title!
Well as I'm sure most of you know, I mostly only go on the internet to spew some of the random crap that pops into my head onto the digital and not the real world. Soo...here is some...crap, don't worry though it doesn't smell, that bad.
Every so often ill update with some random thought or an opinion on some current events or something that really shouldn't be an issue, yet still remarkably is. I will edit the contents of this post under the (fancy) line inorder to update (duh). I will also post in the comments below each time I update. ☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺
Some time in the past| Spoiler: | | | In the mean time here is my classic thought from my face book page. If you have been here a while, you might of already have seen this.
Some illogically twisted logic turned logical by the fact that its illogically illogical which is illogical due to the fact that its twisted logically illogical logic. I lost me there =P
Some random thoughts thrown in as well.
-We park in drive ways -boxing rings are square -We drive in park ways
v^Random thoughts^v
Ok some actual twisted logic: -Let us say that the only rule installed upon a place is simply, "There are no rules". -Ok then, but if there aren't any rules, than doesn't that mean that rule to not have rules doesn't exist, due to the fact that it is a rule and according to itself it cannot possible exist because "there are no rules", after all -That means that without a rule to not have rules you could legally have rules without breaking the rule to not have them due to the fact that it simply doesn't exist.
vMore random thoughtsv
-If you say, "never say never", did you not just say never, twice? -Stop signs only say to stop, they do not say to start going again. -You could see one color as another, if you were born that way you wouldn't be able to tell at all. For example, say somebody sees red as blue and vice versa. If you show him a blue square he will still say blue, and like wise for red, due to the fact that those are the names he has learned to call those shades, so you, or him, would never be able to tell. Wierd, huh? -you can prlbobay slti raed tihs comenmt eevn tghuoh its all mxeid up, fnuny how the biran wkros, no? -You can carry thousands of pounds, its pushing against you every second of your life, the atmosphere has weight, you know.
1 you are reading this 2 you already new that 3 you already knew you knew that 4 you didn't notice I spelled knew wrong 6 your checking it now 5 I skipped five, placing it after 6 7 your checking that 8 you are still reading this 9 you know all I said is true 10 your still reading this? get a life 9 Holiday is a good song 10 ZOMG!!! ADVERTISEMENT!!! 11 this is a post 12 duh 13 you haven't noticed the repetition of numbers 14 your checking that 15 cheeseburgers are amazing 16 that was random 17 agreed 18 yep 19 im typing to myself 20 this is the last post 21 I lied 22 I can believe you read all of that 23 thier are 25 post.
Wow, your still reading this? Honestly you have nothing better to do than read random thoughts of some random kids, sad. ='(
TWISTED LOGIC YAY!!!
Logic doesn't exist, at least in a general meaning. You see if someone thinks something is logical, and sommeone else does not, than that object is both logical and illogical at the same time, impossible? I think not
Full is empty, of emptyness, thats right, emptyness. You see full is full, meaning that its empty of emptyness, so sence its not filled with this emptyness, it cannot be full, odd, no? The same goes for empty as it is full of emptiness. However that only works if you imagine full as "filled" and empty as "unfilled". In another point of view this might not be true.
SMILEYS!!!
Q(^-^Q) = HUG (""') (^-^) (""') = BEAR HUG C= = BIG HAPPY FACE (U_U) = SLEEPING FACE/PEACEFUL FACE (OvO) = OWL
END OF RANDOM THOUGHTS AND TWISTED LOGIC (p.s. I suck at spelling so sorry for misspells and typos: Also I wrote this late at night, sleep deprived and bored, so that is why its so random)
I just had a odd idea: what would happen if you mix a dragon, pegasus, mouse, fish, and...an apple? EDIT: srry about the bold, i couldn't get it to turn off. 
May 31st, 2:23 A.M.
The top kill didn't work, looks like the next time the car needs oil we can just drive it into the ocean. =P
I know, but you were my douche Brain, you were my douche. Wont you please comeback and be my douche?
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I ate a cheese stick today and i'm pretty sure there were pubes on it...
I should really get a job where all I do is make suggestions and put easter eggs into video games. I would be Sooo good at putting easter eggs in, and they would be epic. EX: mw2, your in the level garding burger town and controlling the predator drone, you shoot the missle but go off of the map slightly hitting an alien. You get the hidden trophy "alien vs predator"
master karate vs master jugitsu - who wins?
The Avtomat (automatic) Kalashnikova 1947's are the real WMD's - nukes can cause more damage, but they are never used.
June 1st, 4:05 P.M.
llama llama cheesecake llama tablet brick potato llama llama llama mushroom llama llama llama duck. Which brings me to the information below.
-If your at school and your using the computer, and all the gaming sites are blocked, just go to [url]dallama.webs.com[/url] for some good time wasting games to play while the teacher lectures on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on...and on. Just don't get caught or the site will get blocked. -Although the original site, legit-llama.webs.com, got blocked they made dallama in about 3 days tops, not sure though, as I didn't try intill after the weekend.
Random politics
-Gays should be allowed to serve in the millitary without having to hide the fact that they are gay. I am straight, I am a Christian, and I believe that if they want to fight to defend America, let em. Besides I know a few gay people and they are normal like everybody else, except in sexual preference. ~Side note: If you don't like gays this is EXCATLY what you want anyway. What better way to get rid of them than by sending them to war? The gays are happy, you're happy, EVERYBODY WINS!!!
-Their will be no more new oil rigs in the gulf if Washington doesn't want riots.
-Did you know that cops can hold you indiffinatly for "contempt of court" in-till you do what the judge tells you to?
-WE ARE FUCKED, deal with it. (class of 2012, "The world ain't over yet")
Random joke of the when-ever I feel like it
A guy walks into a bar...then end.
Videos of the day
June 2 4:02 P.M.

June 3rd, 3:54 P.M.
apparently i spam so im going to get that out of my system right now...
llama llama song (aka the best song ever!!!)
Here's a llama There's a llama and another little llama Fuzzy Llama Funny Llama Llama Llama duck
Llama llama cheesecake llama tablet, brick, potato, llama llama llama mushroom llama llama llama duck
I was once a tree house I lived inside a cake but i never saw the way the orange slayed the rake I was only three years dead but it told a tale and now listen little child to the safety rail
Did you ever see a llama kiss a llama on the llama llama's llama tastes of llama llama llama duck
Half a llama Twice a llama not a llama farmer llama llama in a car alarm a llama llama duck
is that how its told now is it oh so old is it made of lemon juice doorknob, ankle, cold Now my song is getting thin I've run out of luck Time for me to retire now and become a duck
Random crap
flingerofpoomonkeyscrawledonthewall WOOOOOT I GOT HEADSHOTS!!! DIE NEWBIES DIE!!! scrumdiddilyupshus this cake is. My cat thinks he is a rabbit C========[:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> - :chopped-onions:
They're not there, there is not there, their there is there!
The rarest thing online (inside joke |_|)
You have aids Yes you have aids I hate to tell you boy that you have aids You've got the aids You may have caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here Or maybe all that unprotected sex you adhere It isn't clear But what we're searching for is you have aids Yes you have aids Not H.I.V. but full blown aids...
Be sure that you see That this is not H.I.V. But really full blown aids... Not H.I.V. but really Full blown aids
I'm sorry I wish it was something less serious....... FULL BLOWN AIDS.. You've got the aiiiiiiiiii----iiiids..
RRRAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRR!!!
June 5th, 4:33 A.M.
Yakaty Sax makes ANYTHING funny!
P.s. DO NOT watch "yakety sax...makes anything...funny?" It is horrific and you will feel like a total jackass for laughing.
TODAY (june something)
Today i found out that it is a very bad idea to sneeze under water, trust me kiddies, don't do it. Also I did something believed to be impossible, i found a video that was not made funny by yakaty sax. 0_0
Don't worry, ill give you ample time to crap youself before informing you its a prank.
No exceptions
June 9th, 11:59 P.M.
I don't see why it is so hard for us to decrease our total amount of nuclear arms. We only need to keep enough to blow everybody up (cept us) and scrap the rest. Seams pretty basic to me.
speaking of nukes
~P.S. - In Soviet Russia, bomb tests you!
MOAR OIL, MOAAR!!! well turns out the deep-water horizon wasn't the only well leaking oil into the gulf for the past month and to long. Further proof that God hates Louisiana. But no worries, I'll be in C.A. bitches! *evil laugh* ~O shit, I just realized, their are earthquakes in California... !_!
-Pudding cups do not taste good after the pudding had been removed. -It's lonely on the moon, I need a hug.
In Memoriam Great people who left us, we now have only their smileys to remember them buy.
Peanut butter Jelly Time Banana
<- Eaten by hungry fat kids. The real tragic part was that it was only 3 minutes before lunch.
Santa Clause
<- He got hit by some solar wind near the poles. This is normal, but that combined with the blizzard and Rudolph's cold (which caused weakened and intermittent light) caused the reindeer to become disoriented. The sled crashed into a huge chunk of ice, their were no survivors.
The Red Pacman Ghost
<- He was trying to cheer up his buddy Pacman with a game of tag when Pacman took some super pills and devoured him. Apparently Pacman believed that Shadow, also known as Blinky, was trying to kill him with a rusty spatula and had turned into a bacon sandwich. Please note that Pacman hadn't eaten in some time before the the tragedy took place.
The Friendly (crazy) Man at the Street Corner
<- Rather obvious. Executed for trying to rescue the princess from a sandwich by dumping pigs blood on her, during her wedding. Poor guy only wanted to help.
Banned
<- He flicked off Chuck Norris, 'nuf said.
Pong Ball
<- Died when he went off the table due to the Right sides lack of skill.
Adventurer Stan "The Man"
<- Eaten by Yettie's while looking for El Derado in the Himalayas.
Bob
<- Killed when a ball rebounded off the backboard and hit him square on the temple. The ball was later sentenced to death by popping.
September 5th 3:01 P.M. (sposed 2 b writing essay =P)
Well this is my first signifigant update sence arriving in CA. All I want to say is that asparagas sauce mixed with bologna tastes crummy mixed with mashers. Also, please note the virus being uploaded to your pc.
(jk)
Well I know I missed ALLOT of what was going on sence I last went on for any signifigant amount of time, so please forgive any noobishnish resulting from not knowing wtf is going on (eh?).
Well the weather here is simular to FL's, minus the rain and humidity. They schudual classes way differently here and count credits differently as well, leading to some confusion on my part.
As you might have noticed by my heading for this entry that im supposed to be writing an essay right now, here is the topic. read carefully the following autobiographical narrative by Gary Soto. Then, in a well-written essay, analyze some of the ways in which soto recreates the experience of his guilty six-year-old self. You might want to consider such divices as contrast, repetition, pacing, diction, and imagery Its for "A summer life" and frankly i think its total bs that i have to write a whole multiparagraph essay on it when i can say the same information in two. Im resorting to fruity language and adding allot of fluff inorder to get me through the assignment.
don't you think that If you Show that you can CompreHend and understand all Of infOrmation that you need have Learned by the end of the year, you ShoUldn't have to Compile any worK at all in the claSs?

The big tree's gigantic here. They also look pretty yummy as well.
Oy, what the hells Chichos?
9/10/10
Yesterday I got my braces off and now i have a retainer. The retainer makes me have a lisp and makes it wierd when i try to drink water. I'd take it out but i dont want braces again so ill just deal with it for now.
BUT ANYWAY!

BUT ANYWAYS ANYHOW!
Tragic news, the lives of some more smiles were tragically cut short today, let us remember.
That quite kid who stayed indoors and read  He was killed when a 34.23 foot long book worm jumped out of his book and into his brain via the eyeball. Tragically if he had simply kept his reading kit that came fully equipted with medical supplies, flares, firestarting kits, fishing line and tackel; snares and a machette; as well as 3 days worth of water, beef jerky and potatoe chips nearby, he probably would have been able to survive.
Remember kids, when reading, always bring your machette. (some pretty wierd #*@& can go down)
That Dawn Wabbit :albino: He had his head blown off, by that hunter from luney tunes, and turned into stew. The hunter was arrested as it was not rabbit season yet and forced to regurgitate That Dawn Wabbit into a tubaware container, seperate out the stomach acid and the stew, and place the remains into a coffin that he had to pay for, after being sentenced to 30 years in prison. For Monterey was not a town to let dishonor come to a literary man.
Sand the Sad Sam He died of dehydration after crying all of the water out of his body. Ironicly he was sitting next to a fresh water stream when it happend. The fish in the stream then proceded to laugh at him.
Bob 
Yes he died again! He was Burned by the villagers after being reserected by Fankenstien inorder to make Bobs parents happy...and to collect a cool million in cash.
9/11/10
Today we will remember the lives lost during the attack on the world trade centers.
also in unrelated news, yousuck24 gets a cookie.
Guess.
died from drinking too much...(0/10 pts for creativity, whooowho....)
Anyway I might make my own review of CoD: Black Opps depending on how good the reviewers make one, so far it doens't look to good.
September 19, 2010
BEHOLD, THE BEST SONG EVAR
I came up with a more creative death
That wasted man who pissed in his bed, and then slept in it.
- He drunk himself into a coma and when he woke up 30 years later he found that nobody was left in the town. Little did he know that scientists had discovered that a meteor was going to hit the earth that day a few weeks earlier, and sense there wasn't enough time to deflect it, had loaded everybody up into space ships and sent them to the space colony on the moon. However because there was little space available, they left behind people that wouldn't survive the journey to the moon, those who would die soon anyway, those sentenced to death, and those who had been in a coma over 5 years. He was killed when he, due to not having used his legs for 30 years, tripped on a rock while wondering around the town, and landed on a very big & cranky dog.
September 20, 2010
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In Memoriam
Bob (this kid just can't get a break)
 He came back as a ghost to get revenge on Frankenstein for having resurrected him, which he did in the most grotesque manner (no details, your welcome), but was destroyed by the ghost busters shortly afterwards.
The King of Yorgunshnicer
 He was exicuted, on orders from the Queen (his wife: duh), for having accidentally misplaced her earring.
The Queen of Yorgunshnicer
 Had her soul ripped out of her body by the wraith of her vengeful husband. Her soul was later sold on the Columbian Black Market for 2 pennies, a cheese wedge and some pubic hair; It was then used to summon a Philly burger, that was later eaten by Pablo.
Rubber Ball Boy
 He was sucked into a Jet engine after jumping on a trampoline and shooting into the stratosphere. The Jet, thankfully, landed safely on top of an orphanage. His friends say he had no idea he would bounce that high.
September 24, 2010
Random joke of the when-ever I feel like it
-Why did the banana eat the pear? -I don't know why? -It felt like it. -ha, ha? -yep.
Video of the day
Song of the day (I'm sorry, but the original video is missing =(, this sucks, as it is absolutly epic) We didn't start the flame war
351pmo142010
If you notice the date is wrong, IDRC and will do nothing to fix that because I'm lazy, but anywhooo...
Hyperextended 3 of my fingers (middle, ring, pinkie) on my right hand after falling on my brothers POS bike. HURTS LIKE HELL.
and that is all for yesteryear.
October27wends2010
GHETTO COPTAH SHOT DOWN THE MAGIC CRACK KITTAH!!! NOW HOW WILL S.A.B. MAKE MORE EPISODES OF CHARLIE THE UNICORN!!!??? *NOOZ*
Remember, when opening the door you may be opening the door to a psychopath, BE SAFE THIS HALLOWEEN!.

RANDOM XKCD

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10/29/10
| Spoiler: | | | http://www.postnukecomic.com/comic.php http://www.vgcats.com/
that is all
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31 October 13:00 hours
| Spoiler: | | | Happy Halloween everybody! -Today I'm just gonna finish up my h/w and pass out some candy, provided I don't eat it all first. -Fuji, major distraction or the only thing to do around here...still haven't figured it out yet -Inter-webs, cool but lots of low quality stuff, gaming sites are kinda repetitive as well, YouTube is funny but only for so long. -Currently Into web comics, links to three good ones in my siggy -ucgnoai? -Psyched for the release of Call of Duty: Black Ops, hopefully they found a way to get rid of noob-tube spam and its harder to hack. Played MW2 the other day and the other team got like 20 chopper gunners in a row and only one person had over 10 kills and that person only had 24. The worst thing is when you have cold blooded and then some team-mate who doesn't goes to your spot to try to hid and his giant red square attacks the copper gunner and you die. -rant -Let's see, bored, I have read to completion over 26 web comics (or in-till the newest update), kinda not liking the Internet anymoar. -FINTBSE |
7:05 PM November 2nd, 2010
| Spoiler: | | | My mind is slowly becoming a cesspool of apathy...
Lets see...Homemade fried chicken for dinner was good, other than that not much, hopefully the Daily Show and Colbert Report are funny tonight. Tosh.0 is currently on methinks, I might go watch it.
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9 November 2010
| Spoiler: | | | I am literally incapable of thinking of anything good to write at the moment. This is mainly because I'm currently having some sort of prolonged HD daydream. It's actually pretty cool, it's like actual dreaming, but I can control it. Imagine a movie that comes to life as soon as you think of it. And I know you might be thinking, "But iFly, if your currently imagining such epic stuff why can't you think of any thing else to write?" Well that is because i'm too busy thinking of epic stuff =P, and you probably wouldn't get most of it anyway.
And no, I am not stoned, high, wasted, tripping balls, etc... |
November 10th
| Spoiler: | | | Starting to get REALLY bored -I've played outside for like 3 hours and I can't think of anything else to do with that. Mainly because nobody else is outside... -Played some board games, monopoly takes to long as does axis-and-allies and I can easily beat my entire family at chess so thats no fun. -Read all 100+ books on my bookshelf and in various boxes over the course of the week -Played 2 hours of CODMW2 - almost nobody's on due to Black Ops - Nothing but noobtubers, really makes me sick. -Nothing on TV I haven't watched that's worth watching. -All the Web Comics I like have another week in-till they update. -Fuji is uber-boring when nobody is in the chatbox after reading all the new posts that were on today. -Messed with the Online Image tool, that just made me even more bored. -YOUTUBE - meh...? -I do not like Omegle -Not horny so 90% of the Internet is currently useless to me -One friend dealing with some sort of family emergency so can't hang with him. -Other friends I don't really feel like talking to actually, they can get annoying after a while.
Basically if you have a link to something cool or some interesting article of anything really I DON'T CARE as long as it is actually interesting. It can be a video, web comic, news update, blog, vlog, game, ANYTHING! Well, not anything - No porn or virus infested sites, i'll report you to an admin. Just please PM me the link so I can have something to do. I don't care if it is really really long, in fact thats even better as it'll give me more to do.
Also I read fast, Very fast. I finished the entire Chronicles of Narnia in 1 and a half days. TL;DR Need Not Apply! |
November 14th
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-My life today-  |
November 17th
| Spoiler: | | | -Well, just got "Philled In" watching the Phillip DeFranco Show. For those of you who do not know the epicness that is the PDS it is a short show that makes fun of whatever the daily news happens to be (updated mon-fri) and gets pretty funny sometimes. Also the guy has allot of good points.
Yes that would be a recommendation to watch^
-Well now the advertising is done, I just realized that even these normal posts have character limits (massive ones, but still) and was wondering if This blog would ever get big enough to exceed it. If that ever happens (I doubt it) I'll have to go to a URL shortener and spend a couple hours on that (as I would have a ton of links by then) or much more likely just make a second blog with a link to this one. I'm lazy so the second option is much more likely.
-Today I fell asleep in class with my eyes open (think really really deep daydream) - Got called to answer something - Did not respond (heavy sleeper) - Got yelled at when I did wake up for disrespect... -I wasn't even tired, I was just so bored my brain couldn't stay on (and I know your brain actually gets more active when you go to sleep, but for lack of better description...).
Srsly go watch the vid...Also If you Don't know who "Secret Agent Bob" is (highly doubt), look him up as well. ~Side Note: Seriously, if you don't know who Secret Agent Bob is than you cannot really call yourself a web surfer.
= Smilies expected to die within the next update = P.S. Jshushij gets a flying cookie. |
December 1st
| Spoiler: | | | OBITUARIES
The Annoyingly Romantic Guy
- Died when she said no, causing him to faint in shock, and fall off of the ferris wheel.
Hard Rocker
- Died when an blood vessle burst in his head from constant partying.
Mr. Sun
- The sun gnomes forgot to change his light bulb and he burnt out.
Thinky
- He had a habit for scratching his head whenever he thought about something difficult or that which had major implications. Well one day somebody made the tragic mistake of asking him, "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" He was so lost in thought that he didn't notice that he was scratching his way into his own brain. The resulting brain damaged caused his body to cease functioning properly, and he walked off of a cliff. |
December 5th ???...Profit.
December 7th
| Spoiler: | | | Ah, Wikileaks, providing a thunderous plethora of secret documents containing information we pretty much already knew but in a much more embarrassing fashion! I SALUTE YOU, mainly because now we might make it tougher to gain access to the really juicy secret documents *crosses fingers for intelligent space life*.
http://www.commanderkitty.com/2009/01/03/good-to-be-back/ ^ read to last update, its funny.
hmm...Reading an article here in Popular Mechanics about how China Has secret plans focused on taking out U.S. Aircraft carriers and is developing Anti-Ship short range ballistic missiles to do so, as well as equipping several mini stealth subs with hyper-sonic missiles designed to cripple large Navel Vessels...Interesting.
The mushroom...It is your friend.
*sigh*...I wish I could turn my arms into noodles... |
Jan 19 2011
| Spoiler: | | | My first update of the new year...woowhoo...time for really late updates...
-I Love Black Ops - AUG all da way biatches!!! - it is fun -My head is square and the hole is round? -Cookies make dough!
Anyway in some relevant news a Canadian Speaks the truth. http://www.filibustercartoons.com/index.php/2011/01/16/cloudy-vision/ <- click and read the bottom. |
Jan 22
August 9 2011

I'm back! And I brought Cracked! No not crack as in crack, but it is an excellent time waster non-the-less. *sniff* Note: that site is a tad mature at times (No porn or anything, but subject matter)
I'm going to try to be active for the rest of the summer and see where it goes from there, which may be difficult due to computer accessibillity issues.
Also here is a video for the Grammar Nazi in all of us (WARNING: CONTAINS HEADSPLOSION) Additionally, the new season of Red Vs Blue looks kick ass
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