Here is one:

When Facebook, Twitter, Myspace and Youtube join together to make a site, the name would be called YouTwitterMyFace

That wasn't funny.. :s

I would post some, but I won't. (Hah)

OK, Ive got a couple jokes....
What doesn't a chicken coupe have 4 doors?

Spoiler:
	cause then it would be a chicken sedan!

What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?

Spoiler:
	a chipmonk!

Why did the tomato turn red?

Spoiler:
	it saw the salad dressing!

I know, they're corny

I thought they were good.

They were corny Chip, very corny. But good.

It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died.

St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, of which I died from."

St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died?” he said to the third man in line. "OK, picture this; I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."

lawl chain, that is epic.

Spoiler:

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. The whole Venus and Mars thing. Why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

LOL Chain.

That was pretty funny Chain. It'd be even better if you made it up.

LOL Invis.

Women's rights.

Invis' was WIN

thank you, thank you, ill be here all night.

Why did the chicken cross the road....


























TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!

Will more of a question than a joke, but it's still funny.

Your in a gay club, you drop your wallet, what would you do?:

a) Bend over and pick it up

or

b) Kick it out the door and pick it up.

Answer:

Spoiler:
	WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE GAY CLUB!?!?!?!!?

A woman driving a car.

*facepalm*

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume. The mathematician measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral. The physicist put the ball in a beaker of water and measured the displacement. The engineer looked up the model and serial number in his red-rubber-ball table.

I don't really get it