lol

Thing 2 wrote:

When somebody says start, say Texas. It's a US army rangers countersign.

Its star

been playin codmw2 have we?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: /nigger/

Stranger: ...hey

You: hey /nigger/

Stranger: hey

You: wazzup my fellow nig

Stranger: nm man

You: damn

You: well aint that just the niggiest thing?

Stranger: probs

Stranger: asl

You: niggerage/nigger/niggerland

Stranger: that's amazing

You: yes it is /nigger/

Stranger: are you by any change

Stranger: chance*

Stranger: a /nigger/?

You: nope

You: you /nigger/

Stranger: nahhhh

You: oh well thats niggier than the niggiest /nigger/ in the nig family tree

Stranger: i think so

Stranger: do you have a non /nigger/ facebook?

You: im on niggerbook, not facebook

Stranger: k

Stranger: what;s your name

Stranger: what's*

You: /nigger/ mcniggersmith

Stranger: i'll look that up

You: you do that...

Stranger: No results found for /nigger/ mcniggersmith.

You: if it helps, its really niggery

You: oh well you have to look real niggy

You: you know, you need to feel the /nigger/ to see the /nigger/

You: know what im saying?

You: /nigger/?

Stranger: yeah

You: yeah cool

Stranger: i so know wha you're saying

Stranger: what*

You: thats good /nigger/

Stranger: it is good

You: better than a /nigger/ on a real niggy day

Stranger: i wouldn't go that far

You: wait a /nigger/ second /nigger/

You: im on omegle?

You: i thought i was on niggermegle

You: oh im out /nigger/

You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: 11 girl and us

You:

You: u?

Stranger: m 12 USA

You: yay!

Stranger: what is your name?

You: lyssa

Stranger: Pretty name

Stranger: I'm pete

You: thanks

Stranger: nice to meet you

Stranger: lol

You: what is lol?

Stranger: laugh out loud

You: ohhhh

You: i never heard that

Stranger: lol

Stranger: yeah

You: do you want to use me?

You: my moommy says that

Stranger: ?

You: use me

Stranger: what do u mean?

Stranger: use you?

You: yea!

You: rip my ass apart

You: please

Stranger: um, what do look like i guess

Stranger: d?

Stranger: *?

You: uhmm im blonde and 4 feet

Stranger: eyes?

You: black

Stranger: nice

You: thanks

Stranger: do u have boobies lol

You: well they r tiny

Stranger: how big?

You: a centimeter

You: and half

Stranger: Nice

Stranger: lol

You: how big is your COCK ?

Stranger: um idk

You: MEASURE IT

Stranger: how would I measure?

You: A RULER DIB SHIT


Stranger: No i mean, hard or just normal

Stranger: lol

Stranger:

You: HARD

You: REAAAALLY HARD

Stranger: wanna help me get it hard then

You: im 11

Stranger: idk

You: fucking pervert

You have disconnected.

You: Saints or Colts?

Stranger: hey asl

Stranger: fck yu

You: My name isn't asl
You have disconnected.
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You: hello

Stranger: hi i am 18 m and i am looking to trade pics wit another male jock. u interested?

You: I don't serve faggots, sorry.

You have disconnected.
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Stranger: jonas

You: brothers suck balls

You have disconnected.
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Stranger: want my msn?

You: not really...

You: reverse stalker

You have disconnected.
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Those are the best ones I've had so far.

You: ello
Stranger: ello
You: sup?
Stranger: sup?
You: are you just going to repeat everthing i say?
Stranger: are you just going to repeat everthing i say?
You: I am a complete faggot
Stranger: I am a complete faggot
Stranger: God DAMMIT
You: HAHAHAHAHAAAAA, bitch
You have disconnected.

LOL, Sk9


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: F/M?
You: Wanna suck mah titties
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Female right?
You: No, chuck norris
You have disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey im famous
Stranger: Obama?
You: no
You: santa claus bitch!
You have disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Hey Peter
Stranger: fuck u bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


WTF^?

Chain, i don't suppose you have anything better?

Weirdos OMO, weirdos.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
Stranger: asl
You: Good day to you.
You: 14/f/usa
You: u?
Stranger: i,m 14 m Japan
You: so u have a small penis?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Begging for money on Omegle doesn't seem to work:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: hullo
You: i am 36 female and from haiti
You: i need ur help
You: plz send money!!!!
You: thank u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hai
Stranger: asl
Stranger: 19/m
You: 12 Australia Male
Your conversational partner has disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: fluck

Stranger: f/m

You: :)

You: im a MILF so i am m and f

Stranger: you

Stranger: mla

Stranger: male

You: yes

You have disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: dude are you a MILF

Stranger: what s a milf?

You: a miniature igloo for loving fathers

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Haha miniature igloo for loving fathers

LULZ YEM


Merged

I like the first one :)
You: hi

Spoiler:

Stranger: are u irish? You: lets play a game Stranger: what kind of game Stranger: ??????>?>?>?> You: a text game You: when i say fuji you say rocks You: fuji Stranger: fuki You: no no no Stranger: rockis You: when i type fuji You: you type rocks You: not rockis You: rocks You: alright, from the top SCENE 1 TAKE 2 You: Fuji Stranger: rociks You: you have to type it correctly, and with more enthusiasm You: SCENE 1 TAKE 2 You: Fuji Stranger: TAKE 3 actually You: Oh, sorry You: SCENE 1 TAKE 4 You: Fuji Stranger: ROCKS Stranger: NOW WHAT You: Yes, i like that just not too creepy You: try it a bit softer You: but with the intesity You: SCENE 1 TAKE 5 You: Fuji Stranger: RockS You: What the hell is that? You: Its not ro-k-S Stranger: Rocks You: Mmmmm You: meh You: try it with an ! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL whatif xD

Whatif XD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi im a horny guy looking for a horny busty girl
You: then what the fuck are you doing on omegle, retard?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: هاي، هاو ار يوو
You: A WILD ARABIAN APPEARS!
You: STRANGER USED ENGLISH
Stranger: hahaha wat?
You: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Stranger: wat is?

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: sup random You: Hello. You: I would just like you to know that I am dying. I have but one question? Stranger: ok, dying person Stranger: shoot You: Oh god, don't say that! That's why I'm dying! I got shot in the leg. Stranger: wow crazy, whats the question? You: Do you.... have an antidote for a gunshot wound? Stranger: yes Stranger: a hi-potion You: Where do I get that? Stranger: final fantasy You: Wouldn't phoenix down work better? You: And would it help to know I only have 24 hours? Stranger: well if you were already dead, yeah Stranger: hmm, blood infection or something? You: AIDS, yes. Have you seen Philiadelphia? I gave Tom Hanks AIDS. Stranger: jesus, you poor soul, struck by an aides bullet You: Yes, in 1985. But I'm dying now. Stranger: well, if you honestly are gonna die in 24 hours then get the hell off of here and spend time with your family or something You: I have no family. Stranger: not a cure, but its advice You: That hurt. More than the bullet or the skin lesions. Stranger: so you're on omegle for sympathy then? You: My mom died in a car accident and my dad left when she found out my mom was pregnant with me. You: No, I'm no Omegle because I'm bored. I just didn't want you to get to emotionally attached to me in case I died. Because then you might be held liable. You: too* You: You know, internet stuff. You: Anyway, I'm gonna go cut my wrist again to see if I can drain out more AIDS, Stranger: ok, good luck with that man Stranger: tell satan I say hi You: You think... if I drained all my blood and then refilled it, I could cure AIDS Stranger: yeah, I think theres comics about that You: Comics! Do they take me as a joke? You: Can I give you my AIDS? Stranger: yes, you may You: *gives AIDS* Stranger: thanks, I'll savor them Stranger: anyways, I'm gonna go. Enjoy your slow aidsy death Stranger: later gator! You: You too :) You: Bye! Have fun with my AIDS! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

haha these are all so funny except eins.....
and whatif I loved yours