These are hilarious!

Dude omg
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You: Hey how are u




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Stranger: hey how are you?
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: what?
You: same what
Stranger: Here is a pic of me http://iupload.info/files/1/IMG_0041.jpg do you think i'm hot?
Stranger: Crap, my roomate is being weird... if u want, go add me as a friend and send me a message here ( http://matchsingles.org/amanda414/ ) I got a few nudes up there and my cell :)

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random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Hey! I'm a norwagian male, 18 years. What about you?

You: 22 female, USA

You: naked pics!??

Stranger: Nice!

You: i have some nice titties

Stranger: Yes... Well. I got webcam :)

Stranger: And I can take some pics.

You: I have a penis, is that fine?

You: my penis is very hairy

Stranger: No!

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Stranger: hii

You: hola

Stranger: whats ur name

You: que?

You: mi nombre?

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Stranger: hey

You: its my 16th bday ;D

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: wanna take a bath with me/

You: shaw

Stranger: good!

You: oh shit

You: im outta oil...no hot water sry

You: maybe next time

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You: Hi
Stranger: Hi.im 22 male. i wanna have chat with
some girl on yahoo messanger or hotmail with cam
You: Sorry, i'm male.
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Stranger: hii
You: Hi
Stranger: asl
You:12 Male Australia
Stranger: 12 f
ireland

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Stranger: is this krusty krab?
You: no, this is patrick
Stranger: gaylurd
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Dam, last 6 people disconnected on me.

I GIVE UP, PEOPLE JUST KEEP DISCONNECTING ON ME

Are you new here?

Bart, none of those were funny. At all.

BUMP!



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Stranger: hi asl?
You: wuts that mean
Stranger: age sex location
You: sex!!! perv
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You: hi i love talking to strangers! (:asl?
Stranger: Do not listen to Ondore's lies!
You: ok i wont
You: but he sounded pretty truthful
Stranger: 34/m/va
You: 30fcali
Stranger: My wife introduced me to this website.
You: shes cheating
Stranger: I doubt it
You: she wouldnt want you talking to people on this site cuz most r pervs and she wouldnt want her husband doing that unless she was cheating
You: unless she just wants to keep u busy...while shes cheating
You: sorry but the truth had to be told
Stranger: Generally you don't cheat on a police officer.
You: dont defend that bitch
You: leave her ass and lock her in a cell
Stranger: that'd hurt the kids
You: no nvm wrong thing to do
You: how many
Stranger: 3
You: shes cheating
Stranger: why is she cheating with 3 kids?
You: she so stressed
You: and if ur a cop then im guessing u dont have time for her
Stranger: I severly doubt it.
You: so she needs to find it in someone else
Stranger: we have a healthy sexual relationship
You: me too
Stranger: at least 3 times a week
You: maybe its toooo healthy and shes looking for someone less demanding
Stranger: she demands it
You: so she rapes u?....shes cheating
Stranger: i could just track the GPS on the car to see if there's any unusual activity
You: okk do that! youll find im right
Stranger: no, i'll find she's not cheating
You: unless she turns off the gps, that would mean...shes cheating
Stranger: you can't turn off the gps inside the car
You: maybe hes picking her up
You: OR!!!
You: maybe its girl
Stranger: and that's why the kids don't see her go all day?
You: they r keeping it a secret because she promises them free candy
You: and $$
Stranger: If it's "aunt" chloe then i'm ok with it.
You: so u DO think shes cheating! (with aunt chloe)
Stranger: it's not cheating if she has permission
You: maybe aunt chloe introduced her to someone else
You: uncle tom
Stranger: no, chloe has always been a lesbian
You: uncle tom wasnt always "uncle" tom if u no wat i mean
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Stranger: how old r u?

Stranger: I mean, How many Children did you rape before coming onto here?

You: 27

Stranger: :O]

Stranger: I am reporting you!

You: its all in good fun

You: wbu?

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Stranger: heyy

You: give me back my jacket!

Stranger: dont have it lol

You: i said you could borrow it not keep it!

Stranger: are you ok?

You: that was my favorite jacket!

You: give it back!

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Not a bump. I'll post some later.

Stranger: hi
You: Joe is that you?
You: Your alive!!
Stranger: :O yeah
You: OMG!!!
You: 3 years!
You: Please suck me dry!
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NEW ONE TEEHEE

Stranger: hey hey
Stranger: heyyyyy
You: Eat da poo poo?
Stranger: )=
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NEW ONE HOHOHO

Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: BILLY MAYS MODE!!!
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NNNEEEWWW

Stranger: hi
You: I was wondering..
Stranger: wht
You: Well..
You: I was wondering if I could just wip out my ballsack and smack you across the face with it.
Stranger: ye
You: That something you into?
Stranger: ye
You: Sweet
Stranger: then u can cum all over my tits
You: Yes
You: And also im asian..
Stranger: dick size?
You: About 5feet
Stranger: good god! mines only 7inches
Stranger: :'(
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LOL BILLY MAYS MODE LOL

The end of that last one of Der's is effin hilarious.

You: flirty male



Stranger: yea



Stranger: u?



You: i am



Stranger: ur a guy



You: yes



Stranger: me too and im gay



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You: heyy

Stranger: hey

You: m/f ?

Stranger: m

Stranger: you?

You: flirty f

Stranger: works for me

You: naked yet ?

Stranger: obvs

Stranger: ;D

You: me too

You: i got pics ;]

Stranger: you first

You: alright

You: btw im 10

Stranger: works for me

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Stranger: horny m here
You: Big dick rick here
You: You want some?
Stranger: maybe
You: Im into some crazy shit is that fine with you?
Stranger: umm i guess
Stranger: wat kind of stuff
You: I mean im in to some crazy shit
Stranger: its okk just tell me...
You: Two girls 1 cup with me :)
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Stranger: Hi

You: whats up vanilla face

Stranger: ?

You: me an my homiez r looking for a place to post up our black asses for the night

You: just a couple a pimpz no hoes

You: so uhhh bang bang skeet skeet nigga

Stranger: I'm a girl

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Stranger: AMERICA!

Stranger: FUCK YEAH!

You: LOOKIING FOR SOMETHING SEXY

Stranger: FUCK YEAH!

You: M/F ?

Stranger: M

Stranger: 18

Stranger: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

You: OH YA

You: 19

Stranger: FUCK YEAH!

You: AMERICAN

You: AND

You: M

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