You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: looking for emo guy in teens to cam with

Stranger: well im a hot mexican

Stranger: wanna webcamm

Stranger: u sluty emmo

You've been posting these in the chatbox aaaallll day

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You: hey:)

Stranger: hello jello

You: jello is good

Stranger: its amazing

You: fatty

You have disconnected.

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You: hey :)
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how r you
You: sickkk Stranger: why
You: why?
You: idk lolz :p
Stranger: idk?
You: you asked why to im sickkk
You: dumbass
You have disconnected.

Hahaha. Ima go to omegle now.

True dat.

Omegle is how i found bella

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Stranger: v

You: crtl v fail?

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You: hey

Stranger: Ho

You: i am not

Stranger: Sorry pressed wrong key

You: you better have, motherfucker

You: sorry pressed wrong key

You: mothertucker*

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Stranger: ELMO!
You: 1 second im going to get a link
Stranger: ok.....................................................................................?
Stranger: ........................................................................are you here?
Stranger: cellphone
Stranger: tittyfingers = ew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: burger
Stranger: bun burger
Stranger: burger bun
Stranger: hot bun burger
Stranger: hot burger buns
Stranger: fuck em
Stranger: fuck my hot burger buns
Stranger: ...waiting for you is getting annoying stranger
Stranger: did you know that if you fuck a cow you grow horns?
Stranger: .............................................
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 0
Stranger: jerk.
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Lawlerz.



WIN

Lawl nice one invisi

lawl

Sherlip's and Invis's are funny

Rutzy boy is a legend

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: greetings earthling

You: weirdo

You: unless youre a girl

Stranger: i am a girl

You: cool, same here =)

You: are you straight, though? D=

Stranger: that's cool

Stranger: yes......

You: oh iam sorry to here that

You: i wanted to have e-sex with you

Stranger: why.

Stranger: um

Stranger: is that possible?

You: yes

Stranger: how..

You: ()8---------D ()

You: see its a strap on

You: and on the right

You: is you

Stranger: toodaloo motha fucka

You: i love you

Stranger: fuck

You: me

Stranger: u

You: yes

You: PLEASE

You: im so horny

Stranger: um

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Stranger: is this jared?

You: YEAH!!

You: FINALY!

Stranger: age?

You: 16

Stranger: nope

You: damn

You: i tried

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Stranger: hiiii...m/17 here ..for cam sex with a girl on msn

You: f/17

You: i dont have a cam

Stranger: wht is ur msn ?

You: fuckmehard@msn.com

You: =D

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Stranger: my nipple hurt

You: my dick hurt

Stranger: well ill suck your dick

You: ill suck your nipple

Stranger: im a dude

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: star

Stranger: In West Texas, born and raised in the stars is where I spend most of my days.

You: wtf

Stranger: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' shootin' some stars outside the galaxy.

You: will smith

Stranger: When a couple'a Texans who were up to no good, started makin' trouble in my galaxy

You: lmao

Stranger: I got in one 'lil black hole and my nebula got scared

You: fresh prince of belair

Stranger: It said "You're movin' near the Sun in the Milky-Way"

You: bahahah

Stranger: I whistled for gravity and when it came near

You: this is great

Stranger: The pressure said FRESH and there was density in the air

You: eh

Stranger: If anything I could say that gravity was common but I thought naw forget it "YO HOMES TO 'MILKY-WAY"

You: that was epic

Stranger: /b/?

You: ?

Stranger: Really?

You: yup

Stranger: I thought of all of that for an imposter?

You: what?

Stranger: RAMIREZ GUN EM DOWN.

Stranger: - psh psh psh psh psh -

You: freak

You have disconnected.

Huh? I never posted here. Avatar confusion lol

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: STAR
You: ?
You: STAR?
Stranger: star
You: Hello?
Stranger: Don't know the countersign huh
You: no.
Stranger: Just sing the Texas Ranger theme song then
You: You mean Like Walker Texas Ranger?
Stranger: Fuck yeah thats it
You: Nice.
Stranger: Sing it boy

You: In the eyes of a ranger,
The unsuspected stranger
Had better know the truth of wrong from right,
Cuz the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
Any wrong you do he's gonna see,
When youre in Texas look behind you,
Cuz that's where the rangers are gonna be
You: that?
Stranger: Countersign fucking received
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LOOL

Those are fucking hilarious.


I've gotta get on this ite sometime.

YEM, that first person got the "toodaloo" line from the Hangover! I watched it last night that was the best line in the whole movie xD

I don't understand