Lol you really are 12.....um, just explain wtf you meant lol

Nvm.

Michael Jackson just rose from the dead and he brought Elvis back from Mars.

Hostages


A pair of sneakers fall from the sky and you get sent to a boy's work camp summer camp as punishment and you have some destiny to fill and Mr. Sir is secretly a woman with a vagina.

Take the cookies.

There is a cake in the middle of a dark room.

Ninja crawl


There's mosquitoes outside and there's a poor homeless guy out there

Give him a fly swat with a large hole in it Welcome him into my home.

The Westboro Baptist Church is at your door.

Go away I'm meditating


You get two tickets to see your favorite band on Japan

Sell the tickets, get more money, wait for them to come and play in my country.






You're in a cage with only a cigarette box and some firecrackers. Suicide is not an option.

Try to figure out the meaning of life.


You can't find the movie tickets in your pocket when asked for them by an usher.