[00:32:07] Dan456 : I was drinking a bottle of coke
[00:32:11] @ jshushij : and
[00:32:15] Dan456 : and i accidentally the whole thing :[
[00:32:18] Dan456 : is that bad?
[00:32:35] @ jshushij : what did you do
[00:32:46] Dan456 : i just told you
[00:32:50] Dan456 : i accidentally the whole thing
[00:33:03] Dan456 : what do you not understand about that
[00:33:09] @ jshushij : drank the whole thing?
[00:33:15] Dan456 : no! i didnt drink it!
[00:33:23] @ jshushij : spilled it?
[00:33:28] Dan456 : no!!! ugh
[00:33:36] @ jshushij : huh?
[00:33:36] Dan456 : i accidentally the entire bottle of coke!
[00:33:47] @ jshushij : ???
[00:33:54] Dan456 : I the whole thing. By accident.
[00:34:06] Dan456 : what are you confused about??
[00:34:10] Dan456 : i cant explain it any simpler!!
[00:34:27] @ jshushij : lawl

Yeah, he was telling me how he accidentally the whole thing. And I was like, whoaaa, you THE WHOLE THING? And he's like, yeah! And I was like whoa, that's really bad. I mean, no one has EVER the whole thing!

Lolz

He did that to you too?

dang i had an awsome one but i didnt save it... *slap*

Dan asked me what was the colour is a mirror and i said it was glass

it really hurt. I had to go to a licensed.

Anyone want to see a Yo Mama battle?

Yes please!!

I'll get it once MissClyde agrees with me.

Tell us dude!

Ein on his monthly

Screw you...

That was after a humiliating loss to the Colts, and you sure as heck know it.

Fuji's First Yo Mama Fight is here!

* Note

Smileys has been deleted, certains parts have been bolded to retain some resemblance to original event.

Spoiler:

[05:37:26] T.O./JCMG/ : K, so I look up a page with Yo Mama jokes, and I see two or three in a category.... [05:38:10] T.O./JCMG/ : ...once I got the the "Yo Mama's so Black" Category I see is filled up the whole page with black jokes. [05:38:26] Skweekers : wow. [05:38:37] T.O./JCMG/ : So racist.... [05:39:06] T.O./JCMG/ : .. and they're too good compared to the others. :C [05:39:19] Bizarro has joined the chat on Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:39 am [05:39:23] @ Bizarro : Back [05:39:44] T.O./JCMG/ : Hellomoto, I was talking about racism. [05:39:52] @ Bizarro : Lol [05:40:21] T.O./JCMG/ : Look, here‘s one: "Yo mama so black, she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows." [05:41:43] Shady4Eva : yo mama's nose is so big she has to blow her nose with a bedsheet :o [05:42:28] T.O./JCMG/ : You wanna talk about MAMAS, huh? [05:42:38] Shady4Eva : LOL YEAH [05:42:42] Shady4Eva : JCMG IT'S ON [05:42:54] Shady4Eva : YO MAMAS SO SHORT SHE COMMITED SUICIDE OFF THE ROAD CURB [05:43:07] Shady4Eva : YOU MAMA'S SO FAT WHEN SHE STANDS ON THE SCALES IT SAYS ONE AT A TIME [05:43:18] T.O./JCMG/ : YO MAMA SO SHORT SHE WAS THE LAST ONE TO KNOW WHEN IT RAINED [05:43:21] Shady4Eva : YO MAMA'S SO FAT WHEN SHE STANDS ON THE SCALES HER PHONE NUMBER COMES UP [05:43:44] Skweekers : oooooh,. intense. [05:43:53] T.O./JCMG/ : YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN ENTERED A CONTEST, SHE WON FIRST SECOND AND THIRD. [05:44:07] Shady4Eva : YO MAMA HAS SO MUCH HAIR ON HER UPPER LIP SHE BRAIDS IT [05:44:20] Shady4Eva : YO MAMA HAS ONE HAND AND A CLAPPER [05:44:21] Shady4Eva : OH SNAP [05:44:29] T.O./JCMG/ : YOU MAMA'S HAIR IS SO SHORT WHEN SHE BRAIDS IT, IT LOOKS LIKE STICHES [05:44:47] Shady4Eva : YO MAMA HAS SO MANY FRECKLES SHE LOOKS LIKE A HAMBURGER [05:44:59] T.O./JCMG/ : YO MAMA HAS ONE EAR, WHY DOES SHE WANT TO LISTEN TO "BOTH SIDES OF THE STORY?" [05:45:26] Shady4Eva : YO MAMA SO POOR I SAW HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE STREET. I ASK HER WHAT SHES DOING AND SHE SAYS 'MOVING' [05:45:37] T.O./JCMG/ : YO MAMA HAS ONE ARM, WHY DOES SHE WANT TO "RAISE THE ROOF'? [05:45:43] Shady4Eva : YO MAMA SO POOR WHEN I RING THE DOORBELL SHE SAYS 'DING' [05:45:59] Shady4Eva : YO MAMA SO POOR SHE GOES TO KFC TO LICK OTHER PEOPLE'S FINGERS [05:46:08] T.O./JCMG/ : YO MAMA HAS ONE TOE AND ONE KNEEE AND THEY CALLED HERE "TONY" [05:46:24] Shady4Eva : YO MAMAS SO CPOOR YOUR FAMZ EAT EREAL WITH A FORK TO SAVE MILK [05:46:43] Shady4Eva : YO MAMA SO POOR SHE DRIVES A PEANUT [05:46:44] T.O./JCMG/ : YO MAMA IS SO SKIINY SHE HULAHOOPED WITH A CHEERIO [05:47:07] Shady4Eva : YO MAMA SO POOR SHE WAVES AROUND A POPSICLE STICK AND CALLS IT AIR CONDITIONING [05:47:16] T.O./JCMG/ : YO MAMAS TEETH ARE SO YELLOW WHEN SHE SMILED CARS SLOWED DOWN. [05:47:26] Shady4Eva : YO MAMA SO POOR SHE CANT AFFORD TO PAY ATTENTION [05:47:34] Skweekers : hahahaahhahha [05:47:51] T.O./JCMG/ : YOU MAMA IS SO POOR WHEN I TRIED TO USE THE BATHROOM SHE SAID "PICK A CORNER" [05:48:08] Shady4Eva : YO MAMA IS SO GREASY SHE USED BACON AS A BANDAID [05:48:36] T.O./JCMG/ : YO MAMA IS LIKE A TV; A 2 YEAR OLD CAN TURN HER ON. [05:48:36] Shady4Eva : YO MAMA IS SO NASTY SHE HAS TO CREEP UP ON BATHWATER [05:48:57] T.O./JCMG/ : YO MAMA IS SO SKINNY SHE HAD TO RUN AROUND THE BATHTUB TO GET WET [05:49:12] Shady4Eva : YO MAMAS HAIR IS SO SHORT SHE CURLS IT WITH RICR [05:49:15] Shady4Eva : RICE* [05:49:41] Shady4Eva : YO MAMAS SO TALL SHE TRIPPED IN MICHIGAN AND HER HEAD LANDED IN FLORIDA [05:49:41] T.O./JCMG/ : YO MAMA'S TEETH ARE SO YELLOW SHE HAD HER TONSILS SUNBURNED. [05:49:44] Skweekers : as much as this is making me lawl [05:49:48] Skweekers : je pense je me couche [05:49:59] Skweekers : bonne nuit shady et mgmt. [05:49:59] Shady4Eva : oh. salut! [05:50:09] Skweekers : bonjour:P [05:50:19] Skweekers : au revior, actually. [05:50:20] T.O./JCMG/ : I don‘t know French. [05:50:21] Shady4Eva : YO MAMA'S SO LAZY SHE HAS A REMOTE TO OPERATE HER REMOTE [05:50:22] Skweekers : =D [05:50:29] Skweekers is Disconnected on Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:50 am [05:50:46] Shady4Eva : i'm tired JCMG [05:50:52] Shady4Eva : cant do this anymore xD [05:50:59] Shady4Eva : you win :o [05:51:00] T.O./JCMG/ : 1 last one for me. [05:51:07] T.O./JCMG/ : Oh, fine. [05:51:08] Shady4Eva : sure. [05:51:12] Shady4Eva : no, one more. [05:51:50] T.O./JCMG/: YO MAMA IS SO DUMB WHEN HER HUSBAND CAME INTO THE HOUSE SHE SAID,”BEGONE, SATAN!” [05:52:04] Shady4Eva : LOL [05:52:10] * Shady4Eva high fives JCMG

Wow, funny that I entered the chat when you began.

Good convo

Good times with me as Chatmod and AM and my name being Bizarro. : )

Lol, that was really fun, we should do it again sometime.

I've probably got stuff but i forget

Me vs Missclyde though i will probably lose...

Nice T.O. Kinda suprised Shades gave up.