"If you were in ...."

This is called the situation game. I'm not sure if I am carrying this out the way he wanted me to...

I don't want anything inappropriate or meaningless. I don't want any posts that are like:
Question: If you were in a box with a popsicle, what would you do?
Answer: I would eat the popsicle and sleep in the box until someone finds me.

No. I want creative posts such as:
Question: If you were in a box with a popsicle, what would you do?
Answer:
I would rub the popsicle against the box until a portion of the
cardboard is wet. This would allow me to push my way through the box in
that wet portion = escape.

If you are stuck in something, try to find a way out.
If
you were in a situation with a hot girl right next to you in a movie
theatre, and then you passed some gas. What would you do? Find a way to
get around it or make the situation better.

You heard the rules and now it is time to play.

Written by Chosen Bloon

If you were stuck in a Asylum, but wasn't mentally ill, what would you do ?

Act mentally ill.

If you were in an employees only meeting, but weren't staff, what would you do?

Uhhmm, pull it off and just be like "Yea, I'm staff ". xD


If you were bisexual, and your parents found out, what would you doo ?

I would like be embarissed so I would lock myself in my room. Lol

If you saw a dog being raped by a man, what would you do?

Laugh, and just watch !

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If you were found having sex with a object, what would you do ?

(What's with you and that word?) Say that somone offered me a deal, and the deal was if I had sex with an object, then he would pay me $20. So of course, I was doing it right now. And I would also say to leave and don't tell anyone.


What would you do if you were on a date and she/he found out you wet your pants?

I would have to shoot her or say i spilled water

Oh, and then you're supposed to ask a question.

oh oops
what you you do if you were in my situation

Ask for help from shikadi!

What would you do if you had to go to summer school?

I have before. I would skip every day and move out of the state so they never thought I went to summer school and that I was in my next grade.

If you were in the middle of the street with a broken leg and a 150MPH car was 5 feet away from you, what would you do?

Theres no chance of living but i'd suck it up and run.

If you were a hostage in an armed robbery with a bomb strapped to your chest what would you do?

Kill myself. xD

If you were a man, and then suddenly changed into a woman the day after, how would you react ?

If im pretty I would say " Hell ya!" but if i was ugly i'd shoot myself.

If you where drafted into the marines what would you do.

Kill some people. :]

If you won a million bucks, what would you do ?

Half to charity half to myself

If you were lat tose and tollerate but you loved cheese what would you do.

hmm i would drink as much milk as i could

if you were at the top of the empire state building and you couldent get down and also afraid of heights what would you do?

Kill myself because I would be too scared to jump.

If you had to choose a finger to be removed, which one would it be?

My middle-finger, cuz if I show it to someone they wouldn't know



You're in a hole in a dessert, you have a machine gun and some screws, you may not die, you cannot call for help or call someone on your cellphone.

I would shoot straight down until i dug my way out to the other side of the world (Yes it WOULD happen) Then I would trade my screws for a loaf of bread.

What would you do if you had to make a million dollars in a week?