Funny Pick Up Lines

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:08 pm

Einsteinean wrote:

A doctor who specializes on the butt?

oh mah gawd.

LOL agreed

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:13 pm

Einsteinean wrote:

A butt doctor? I'm having a redneck moment trying to figure out what the hell a butt doctor is.

i thought you were like, medical genius because yer dads like, a doctor or whatev, and yer mom was a dental assistant fer 15 yrs.
aaand, like, butt doctor.
isnt that self-explanatory?

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:14 pm

mine is: your hot, wanna funk?

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:07 am

Sexay wrote:

mine is: your hot, wanna funk?

That will get you far in life...

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:09 am

its an inside joke, so its really funny if you know what im talking about

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:20 pm

Elaborate?

Guest

Skweekers wrote:

Einsteinean wrote:

A butt doctor? I'm having a redneck moment trying to figure out what the hell a butt doctor is.

i thought you were like, medical genius because yer dads like, a doctor or whatev, and yer mom was a dental assistant fer 15 yrs.
aaand, like, butt doctor.
isnt that self-explanatory?

Yeah, btu I don't know docs specializing in those areas.

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:55 pm

Einsteinean wrote:

A butt doctor? I'm having a redneck moment trying to figure out what the hell a butt doctor is.

Yep.

And lol, I just went over to his house today. He is RICH.

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:03 pm

What's that thing down there? Oh, shit, I have to go.

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:36 pm

do you work at subway? cause u gave me a foot long

Hi (hi) wanna go out? (the classic)

2 obvious ones....surprised nobody said them yet (if u have sorry for missing it)

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:10 pm

Einsteinean wrote:

A butt doctor? I'm having a redneck moment trying to figure out what the hell a butt doctor is.

Proctologist.

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:18 pm

Lololol.

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Mon Nov 09, 2009 6:00 pm

I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.

Are you religious? [Why?] Because you're the answer to my prayers.

Can you give me directions...to your heart?

Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you're hot!

Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.

Falling for you would be a very short trip.

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.

You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.

Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.

CLASSICS

xD

Guest

Nice.

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Mon Nov 09, 2009 6:21 pm

so, today this guy said "that outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed." to me
and i was like, "well, that girl over there is wearing the same thing, so why dont you go talk to her?"
(we wear uniforms)
i cant believe guys actually use lines like that
:S

Guest

lawl, epic fail by that guy.

Although...

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Mon Nov 09, 2009 6:31 pm

althoughhhh....

"i don't know much about pies but damn, you make my banana cream"

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Mon Nov 09, 2009 6:32 pm

tis beith a fail...

why rnt the girls saying any pick up lines though? im sure they have some...

Guest

Yeah, but the guy has a point. It's the context that's a fail.

Here's one.

Are you a record player? Because I fele like getting out my big ten inch record.

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:11 pm

Skweekers wrote:

althoughhhh....

"i don't know much about pies but damn, you make my banana cream"

Lolol. Did anyone actually say that to you?