Funny Pick Up Lines

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:42 pm

Thanks. Lawl.

You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.

Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.

Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you.

I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:57 pm

I wish some boys would use some of those on me! but ppl don't flirt at my school

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:55 pm

By the way, my sister's friend doesn't visit us anymore xD

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:15 am

is your dad a baker cuz you have a nice set of buns

i think someone said that one

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:16 am

nope that one was new and I prefer ones that compliment my beauty and personality not my tits

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:22 am

i meant butt, not tits

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:27 am

oh well still areas I would not like to be commented on

Guest

Nothin, this really isn't a thread you should be commenting on, it really isn't.

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:14 pm

jshushij wrote:

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

that's so sweet

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Yes Im Am wrote:

jshushij wrote:

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

that's so sweet

Nice.

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:24 pm

"Are you a forum? Cuz' ive got trolls in my pants!"

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:24 pm

Einsteinean wrote:

Nothin, this really isn't a thread you should be commenting on, it really isn't.

Haha

"I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?"

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:26 pm

Are your parents retarded because your something special lol

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:28 pm

My dads a butt doctor. Can you help me practice some procedures?

Lol, that actually happened to someone in my grade. Her dad is actually a butt doctor, and needed a willing patient to test on. Lawl.

Guest

A butt doctor? I'm having a redneck moment trying to figure out what the hell a butt doctor is.

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:41 pm

A doctor that operates and specializes on the butt.

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:43 pm

Derderder wrote:

Are your parents retarded because your something special lol

I would bitch slap the boy who dared to say that to me.

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:58 pm

if you were a facebook status, i would like you.

Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:06 pm

Are you air? Because you're making my ____ hard.

came to my head, idk what to fill in that blank with

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Guest

A doctor who specializes on the butt?

oh mah gawd.