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Bonnie
White Knight
Posts: 6640
Age: 15
Fuji Bucks™: 1221
Reputation: 134
 | | Subject: Funny Pick Up Lines Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:24 pm | |
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MrMega
Secretly Sinister
Posts: 3865
Age: 16
Fuji Bucks™: 507
Reputation: 83
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:26 pm | |
| "Legs" should be flu. Words of the day is flu, so why don't we go home and spread the word? |
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Bonnie
White Knight
Posts: 6640
Age: 15
Fuji Bucks™: 1221
Reputation: 134
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:27 pm | |
| Yeah, but that's not a pick up line, Wysmy, that's just a joke. |
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Chainy
Untamed Beast
Posts: 8775
Fuji Bucks™: 4897
Reputation: 273
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:33 pm | |
| It's Dutch.
Ik heb geen openingszin, maar jij hebt een opening en ik heb zin.
And:
Did you see the leather of my Toyota Prius? |
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SOUP
Fuji Imp
Staff Message: Awesome.
Posts: 3276
Age: 14
Fuji Bucks™: 1407
Reputation: 80
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:46 pm | |
| "Why dont you say we Australian Kiss, its like French, but down under" |
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Yes Im Am
Co-Administrator
Posts: 14301
Age: 16
Fuji Bucks™: 18213
Reputation: 358
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:19 pm | |
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Tristan
Charming Salamander
Staff Message: i'm tristan
Posts: 14408
Age: 16
Fuji Bucks™: 18271
Reputation: 331
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:19 pm | |
| Do you work for Subway? Cuz you're givin me a footlong |
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P00pinshniver
White Knight
Staff Message: I am P00pinshniver, Fuji Planet's soccer player
Posts: 7014
Age: 15
Fuji Bucks™: 16016
Reputation: 48
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:27 pm | |
| i have loads of these but cant seem to think of any atm |
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The Official JCMG
Marine Glory
Posts: 2517
Age: 14
Fuji Bucks™: 2131
Reputation: 40
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:59 pm | |
| *walk by a girl*
Hey, do you believe in love at first sight?...or do I have to walk by again?
Man, my cell phone is broken. It doesn't have your number. |
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Bonnie
White Knight
Posts: 6640
Age: 15
Fuji Bucks™: 1221
Reputation: 134
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:34 pm | |
| Baby, I forgot my phone number, can I borrow yours?
Lol at Super's. |
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Mcohhmc11
Rising Blaze
Posts: 1173
Age: 16
Fuji Bucks™: 1767
Reputation: 1
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:45 pm | |
| you - hey! you look like my second wife!
the girl- how many wives have you had?!
you- one. |
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Bloonerators
Melody Master
Posts: 666
Age: 21
Fuji Bucks™: 1754
Reputation: 27
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:33 pm | |
| Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? |
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rutzy342
Rising Blaze
Posts: 1231
Age: 17
Fuji Bucks™: 2822
Reputation: 76
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:46 pm | |
| If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. |
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Briane
Untamed Beast
Staff Message: Hey guess what? I"M GAY! AND BANNED!
Posts: 2121
Age: 16
Fuji Bucks™: 2665
Reputation: 51
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:48 pm | |
| I need a first aid kit, I hurt myself falling for you. |
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Jshushij
Elevated Bloon
Staff Message: Hey, I'm Jshushij, Fuji Planet's official personthatsawesome
atabsolutelyeverything
Posts: 16700
Age: 15
Fuji Bucks™: 29382
Reputation: 222
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:52 pm | |
| Are you tired? Because youve been running through my head all day.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
I just shit into my pants. Can I get into yours?
xD |
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P00pinshniver
White Knight
Staff Message: I am P00pinshniver, Fuji Planet's soccer player
Posts: 7014
Age: 15
Fuji Bucks™: 16016
Reputation: 48
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:53 pm | |
| *look at a girls tag in her shirt* yep made in heaven
one of my weak ones |
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Nothin
Honor Roll
Posts: 5191
Age: 15
Fuji Bucks™: 2380
Reputation: 14
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:59 pm | |
| lol Some of these would make me want to date you! But some would make me wanna run away from you guys |
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Jshushij
Elevated Bloon
Staff Message: Hey, I'm Jshushij, Fuji Planet's official personthatsawesome
atabsolutelyeverything
Posts: 16700
Age: 15
Fuji Bucks™: 29382
Reputation: 222
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:00 pm | |
| Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. |
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Nothin
Honor Roll
Posts: 5191
Age: 15
Fuji Bucks™: 2380
Reputation: 14
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:20 pm | |
| I like these!
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. |
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