Lol, I have my mom for that..

That's not funny, sorry.

Your last post on that convo should've been more...ummmm...funny. Then it will be worth a lawl.

How could it been more funny? The bitch admitted to being gay xD

You were like : seems....gay..


That's not funny.


But lets don't start fighting.

Nah I wasn't trying to fight.

This one was just plain stupid...but a few lines were priceless. Half the time Im insulting myself too.

Spoiler:

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey You: name? Stranger: binnis Stranger: you? You: jill You: m or f? Stranger: f:d Stranger: * Stranger: you?? You: m You: i meant jack Stranger: meh de går ju int You: not jill You: i dont speak retard Stranger: de e inte retard pucko de e svenska?? You: once again, i dont speak retard You: so stop acting cool assholee Stranger: it's swedish..... You: do i care? Stranger: yes You: sounds retarded to me You: im not from swedishin Stranger: jaha me de e ju föer att du e lite efter Stranger: sweden You: i am not swedish You: I SAY SWEDISHIN BITCH Stranger: okei You: soo You: you watch porn? Stranger: FiREMAN ltid Stranger: alltid* You: whos your favorite porn star? Stranger: -eli Stranger: eddiecrunkcore You: mines Bennis You: Binnis* Stranger: bööög Stranger: guy You: booog...er Stranger: ga2e35y You: gaey? Stranger: derad You: OMeGle YOUR GAY! Stranger: alltid;D Stranger: 1334 You: ? No say =D asshole You: ITS L33T! You: girls are only good for 3 things You: cooking You: cleaning You: and vaginas Stranger: men vi säger ;D de e för att vi e bäst!! man kan skriva xD You: i dont speak retard Stranger: men översätt dööh You: girls are stupid and i dont respect them You: thats right i just wanna have sex with them Stranger: why? You: guys are smarter than girls so why dont they listen to us You: SHOW ME YOUR GENITALS YOUR GENITALS WHAT SHOW ME YOUR GENITALS GENITELIA! Stranger: but i'm sm,arter than you cause you think swedish is retard?? You: Swedishin Stranger: du är ju dum You: SWEEDISH PEOPLE ARE RETARTS Stranger: gay !!!!*!!! You: DEY DNT NO H0W TO SPEEL Stranger: ska du däga You: AND UZ AMERICANS DU Stranger: säga* Stranger: haha You: GEYY Stranger: doi shul Stranger: jav You: STOP SPEAKING RETART U RETARTED BICH You: EYE M SMRT EYE CN SPEEL EVRY WRD IN DA DICKSHONARY Stranger: du skriver fett länge You: this retardedness has gone on too long You: im gonna pic this You: cya =) You have disconnected.

Prob the worst.

This ones short but kinda funny.

Spoiler:
	Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey faggot Stranger: hey Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lol. For the second one

I think he/she was pissed.

Hmmm

I won't like being called a faggot either.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are there any women on this site ?
You: Yes there is.
Stranger: r u ?
You: Am I what?
Stranger: woman ?
You: Where?
Stranger: female
Stranger: u
Stranger: ?
You: Female yourself?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you gonna say something or should I?
Stranger: I think you have already done it
You: ¿O RLMENTE?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Eh.. Omg?

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Good job.
Stranger: thx
You: Now let's go to the next chapter.
You: You have also things such as "Hello", "Good day", try them!
Stranger: Nah I have my own favorite
You: There are many variations in this languages, isn't that beautiful? =D
Stranger: Whats the story morning glory?
You: That's a secret.
Stranger: oh nice
You: I know.
You: Wanna get married?
Stranger: I dont know
You: You should know ...
Stranger: I dont think its legal
You: I do.
You: Think it's legal.
Stranger: But im a horse.
You: Who said I'm not?
Stranger: I lolled
Stranger: THE GAME
You: Well, alright, you got me, I'm a pig.
You: And a teacher.
You: What's the difference, eh?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: Im still a horse
You: That's fine.
You: We live at the same place.
Stranger: Nah
You: Yes.
Stranger: I live with the FBI.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sooo... If you post FBI they post that? Lemme test...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: got tits?
You: Hey Post FBI NOW!
Stranger: fuck u
Stranger: fuckin feds
Stranger: think they are so fuckin awesome
You have disconnected.


It didn't go so well :\



EDIT: 2nd try went well :]


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Quickly post FBI!!
Stranger:
You: Please
Stranger: i dont understand
You: Just post the word "FBI"
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: Thanks you.
You have disconnected.

It must work. Interesting.

I just tried it. Three times. It didn't work.

It only works when other people do it to you.

LOL

Spoiler:
	*Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: You know when you was a kid? You: Did you wish you had pokemon? You: Like real life pokemon? Stranger: yeah You: Fucking nerd, no wonder you’ll never get laid. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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