Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: f/m

You: m but are you just gonna disconnect now right

Stranger: no i'm just very tired every one talk about sex

You: i know right!

You: its so annoying

Stranger: yeah but i dont like

You: neither do I

You: It gets on my nerves

Stranger: i just want to find partner bussinies

You: Business partner, you mean?

Stranger: i have bistro

You: Oh cool!


Stranger: but...now

Stranger: iwant......open pub...or diskotic

You: Hahaha awesome

You: I hope you don't mind me asking this, but English isn't your first language, is it?

Stranger: but i need DJ.....

You: What is your first language?

Stranger: melayu

Stranger: i'm from borneo

Stranger: i'm law consultan

You: Ive never heard of Melayu

You: Where is Borneo? I've heard of it

Stranger: visit malaysia truuly asia

You: Ah yes

You: The malaysian towers

You: Have you ever been there

Stranger: petronas

You: Yeah thats what i mean

Stranger: sometimes

Stranger: but i always go to indonesia

Stranger: cause my client

You: I see

Stranger: how old r u

You: 16

Stranger: u're younger

You: yes

Stranger: from

You: USA

Stranger: okay....if u go to indonesia

Stranger: visit my bistro or pub

You: I will never go there haha

Stranger: for u is free

Stranger: u want ladies

You: Lol thank you!! :)

You: Ladies...

You: Like prostitutes? Haha

Stranger: yeah....

You: Duuuude

You: thats illegal here

Stranger: i can recomended to u

Stranger: free

Stranger: far all

You: HAHAHA

You: But, all the prostitutes...

Stranger: whats ur name

You: Have STD's

You: Sexually transmitted diseases

Stranger: not in my pud

Stranger: pub

You: Lol

You: One time use? haha

Stranger: all the ladies clean 1 wek

Stranger: check to

Stranger: doctor

You: Dude

You: You are the coolest person i have EVER talked to on this site!

Stranger: thanks....

Stranger: ok i waiting u come my pub

You: Sorry man

You: Im not gonna be able to come to indonesia

Stranger: why

Stranger: cause terorist

You: No not at all

You: I dont have a reason to

You: I've never been outside the US, the first time i will is this summer when I go to Argentina

Stranger: ohh........

Stranger: but sucess 2 u

Stranger: i hope u

You: Thank you!

You: I have to go. Bye dude

Stranger: okay beautifull day

You: byebye...

You: haha

You have disconnected.

lol nice, love the prostitute part

LOL

'is free far all'

lmao

Omg that's too fuckin great. You're 16?

Yeap. 17 in december

Lolwtf.

You don't know where Malaysia is?

:O

I've been there TWICE.

That wasn't epic at all

interesting discussion!

Too lazy to read it all, I'll read it l8r.

its not funny.....but interesting
one time I had a convo about a girl who was about to kill herself! then she did right after she disconnected

If it isn't funny, I'm not interested. -_-

I demand funniness if I am going to read a convo.

its kinda funny but not to me...I am a girl remember(I don't know whats funny for guys)

roflmao

Lawl, niice, Dan.

Lol, when I went to Malaysia, everybody offered to sell me beer, and there were heaps of dodgy people out on the streets at night, so the prostitute stuffs probably true

Hey shut up i know where it is i just didnt know where Borneo was.

Whats awesome is what the guy was saying... he wanted me to fly to indonesia to visit his bistro! and he said he would give me free prostitutes xD

awesome!!!!