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Bonnie
Whale of Glory
Rank: Top 10 Member
Posts: 5637
Fuji Bucks™: 1495
Age: 13
Location: Australia
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Skweekers
Bloody Skull
Posts: 959
Fuji Bucks™: -63
Age: 14
My Mood: 
|  Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines  Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:13 am | |
| | Einsteinean wrote: | | A butt doctor? I'm having a redneck moment trying to figure out what the hell a butt doctor is. |
i thought you were like, medical genius because yer dads like, a doctor or whatev, and yer mom was a dental assistant fer 15 yrs.
aaand, like, butt doctor.
isnt that self-explanatory? [21:50:27] @ FaZango : I THINK DOODLE 4 ADMIN
[17:49:16] @ Syfte :"Doodle for admin!"
[15:36:28] @ Tiger : Doodle for Admin!
[22:05:57] @ Cyclone : DOODLE FOR AFMIN
[18:21:46] Powdersnow : Doodle For admin
[22:22:56] Whatif : Yeah, my first dick is one inch from my body!
[15:25:42] Lesliehockey has been kicked by Doodle
[18:40:32] * Derderder says doodle wins
[23:52:00] Derderder : geez doodle your so tall! |
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Rainbow Warrior
Arcade Manager
Staff Message: I am Sexay, Fuji Planet's soccer player
Posts: 5122
Fuji Bucks™: 7885
Age: 13
Location: My couch
My Mood: 
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:14 am | |
| mine is: your hot, wanna funk? |
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jshushij
Global Moderator
Staff Message: Hey, I'm Jshushij, Fuji Planet's athlete and leader of the Jew Crew.
Rank: Top 10 Member
Posts: 8842
Fuji Bucks™: 17698
Age: 13
Location: Stalker
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:07 am | |
| | Sexay wrote: | | mine is: your hot, wanna funk? |
That will get you far in life...   My Moderation Color
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Rainbow Warrior
Arcade Manager
Staff Message: I am Sexay, Fuji Planet's soccer player
Posts: 5122
Fuji Bucks™: 7885
Age: 13
Location: My couch
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:09 am | |
| its an inside joke, so its really funny if you know what im talking about |
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Bonnie
Whale of Glory
Rank: Top 10 Member
Posts: 5637
Fuji Bucks™: 1495
Age: 13
Location: Australia
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:20 pm | |
| Elaborate?  [10:48:20] rutzy342 : bonnie [10:48:23] rutzy342 : i love you |
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Einsteinean
Reviewer
Staff Message: Hi, I'm Ein, Fuji's writer. I'm also an Official Grammar Corrector.
I will correct any grammar mistakes I see. I'm sick of poor grammar.
Rank: Top 10 Member
Posts: 7556
Fuji Bucks™: 3018
Age: 14
Location: Maryland
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jshushij
Global Moderator
Staff Message: Hey, I'm Jshushij, Fuji Planet's athlete and leader of the Jew Crew.
Rank: Top 10 Member
Posts: 8842
Fuji Bucks™: 17698
Age: 13
Location: Stalker
My Mood:
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:55 am | |
| | Einsteinean wrote: | | A butt doctor? I'm having a redneck moment trying to figure out what the hell a butt doctor is. |
Yep.
And lol, I just went over to his house today. He is RICH.My Moderation Color
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Chainyyy
Whale of Glory
Posts: 4987
Fuji Bucks™: 1217
Age: 13
Location: Plateau
My Mood: 
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Mon Nov 09, 2009 6:03 pm | |
| What's that thing down there? Oh, shit, I have to go. |
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Invisifly2
Bloody Skull
Posts: 779
Fuji Bucks™: 1569
Location: I don't know, but it's dark and I hear laughing...
My Mood: 
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:36 pm | |
| do you work at subway? cause u gave me a foot long Hi (hi) wanna go out? (the classic) 2 obvious ones....surprised nobody said them yet (if u have sorry for missing it) Double you tea ef |
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Chip
Black Cat
Rank: Top 10 Member
Posts: 539
Fuji Bucks™: 1786
Age: 69
Location: somewhere I probably shouldn't be :)
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:10 pm | |
| | Einsteinean wrote: | | A butt doctor? I'm having a redneck moment trying to figure out what the hell a butt doctor is. |
Proctologist.  |
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Chainyyy
Whale of Glory
Posts: 4987
Fuji Bucks™: 1217
Age: 13
Location: Plateau
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:18 pm | |
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jshushij
Global Moderator
Staff Message: Hey, I'm Jshushij, Fuji Planet's athlete and leader of the Jew Crew.
Rank: Top 10 Member
Posts: 8842
Fuji Bucks™: 17698
Age: 13
Location: Stalker
My Mood:
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:00 pm | |
| I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you. Are you religious? [Why?] Because you're the answer to my prayers. Can you give me directions...to your heart? Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you're hot! Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes. Falling for you would be a very short trip. Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one. You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants. CLASSICS xD My Moderation Color
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Einsteinean
Reviewer
Staff Message: Hi, I'm Ein, Fuji's writer. I'm also an Official Grammar Corrector.
I will correct any grammar mistakes I see. I'm sick of poor grammar.
Rank: Top 10 Member
Posts: 7556
Fuji Bucks™: 3018
Age: 14
Location: Maryland
My Mood:
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:16 pm | |
| Nice.  Thanks to TheListener and Cyclone for the awesome avatar! Also, thanks to everyone who has given me an internet. My Moderation Color |
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Skweekers
Bloody Skull
Posts: 959
Fuji Bucks™: -63
Age: 14
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:21 pm | |
| so, today this guy said "that outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed." to me and i was like, "well, that girl over there is wearing the same thing, so why dont you go talk to her?" (we wear uniforms) i cant believe guys actually use lines like that :S [21:50:27] @ FaZango : I THINK DOODLE 4 ADMIN
[17:49:16] @ Syfte :"Doodle for admin!"
[15:36:28] @ Tiger : Doodle for Admin!
[22:05:57] @ Cyclone : DOODLE FOR AFMIN
[18:21:46] Powdersnow : Doodle For admin
[22:22:56] Whatif : Yeah, my first dick is one inch from my body!
[15:25:42] Lesliehockey has been kicked by Doodle
[18:40:32] * Derderder says doodle wins
[23:52:00] Derderder : geez doodle your so tall! |
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Einsteinean
Reviewer
Staff Message: Hi, I'm Ein, Fuji's writer. I'm also an Official Grammar Corrector.
I will correct any grammar mistakes I see. I'm sick of poor grammar.
Rank: Top 10 Member
Posts: 7556
Fuji Bucks™: 3018
Age: 14
Location: Maryland
My Mood:
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:22 pm | |
| lawl, epic fail by that guy. Although... Thanks to TheListener and Cyclone for the awesome avatar! Also, thanks to everyone who has given me an internet. My Moderation Color |
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Skweekers
Bloody Skull
Posts: 959
Fuji Bucks™: -63
Age: 14
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:31 pm | |
| althoughhhh.... "i don't know much about pies but damn, you make my banana cream" [21:50:27] @ FaZango : I THINK DOODLE 4 ADMIN
[17:49:16] @ Syfte :"Doodle for admin!"
[15:36:28] @ Tiger : Doodle for Admin!
[22:05:57] @ Cyclone : DOODLE FOR AFMIN
[18:21:46] Powdersnow : Doodle For admin
[22:22:56] Whatif : Yeah, my first dick is one inch from my body!
[15:25:42] Lesliehockey has been kicked by Doodle
[18:40:32] * Derderder says doodle wins
[23:52:00] Derderder : geez doodle your so tall! |
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Invisifly2
Bloody Skull
Posts: 779
Fuji Bucks™: 1569
Location: I don't know, but it's dark and I hear laughing...
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| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:32 pm | |
| tis beith a fail... why rnt the girls saying any pick up lines though? im sure they have some... Double you tea ef
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Einsteinean
Reviewer
Staff Message: Hi, I'm Ein, Fuji's writer. I'm also an Official Grammar Corrector.
I will correct any grammar mistakes I see. I'm sick of poor grammar.
Rank: Top 10 Member
Posts: 7556
Fuji Bucks™: 3018
Age: 14
Location: Maryland
My Mood:
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:33 pm | |
| Yeah, but the guy has a point. It's the context that's a fail. Here's one. Are you a record player? Because I fele like getting out my big ten inch record. Thanks to TheListener and Cyclone for the awesome avatar! Also, thanks to everyone who has given me an internet. My Moderation Color |
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jshushij
Global Moderator
Staff Message: Hey, I'm Jshushij, Fuji Planet's athlete and leader of the Jew Crew.
Rank: Top 10 Member
Posts: 8842
Fuji Bucks™: 17698
Age: 13
Location: Stalker
My Mood:
| | Subject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:11 am | |
| | Skweekers wrote: | althoughhhh....
"i don't know much about pies but damn, you make my banana cream" |
Lolol. Did anyone actually say that to you?My Moderation Color
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