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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines   Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:08 am

Einsteinean wrote:
A doctor who specializes on the butt?

oh mah gawd.


LOL agreed




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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines   Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:13 am

Einsteinean wrote:
A butt doctor? I'm having a redneck moment trying to figure out what the hell a butt doctor is.

i thought you were like, medical genius because yer dads like, a doctor or whatev, and yer mom was a dental assistant fer 15 yrs.
aaand, like, butt doctor.
isnt that self-explanatory?


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines   Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:14 am

mine is: your hot, wanna funk?







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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines   Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:07 am

Sexay wrote:
mine is: your hot, wanna funk?


That will get you far in life...







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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines   Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:09 am

its an inside joke, so its really funny if you know what im talking about







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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines   Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:20 pm

Elaborate?




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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines   Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:07 am

Skweekers wrote:
Einsteinean wrote:
A butt doctor? I'm having a redneck moment trying to figure out what the hell a butt doctor is.

i thought you were like, medical genius because yer dads like, a doctor or whatev, and yer mom was a dental assistant fer 15 yrs.
aaand, like, butt doctor.
isnt that self-explanatory?


Yeah, btu I don't know docs specializing in those areas.




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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines   Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:55 am

Einsteinean wrote:
A butt doctor? I'm having a redneck moment trying to figure out what the hell a butt doctor is.


Yep.

And lol, I just went over to his house today. He is RICH.







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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines   Mon Nov 09, 2009 6:03 pm

What's that thing down there? Oh, shit, I have to go.


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines   Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:36 pm

do you work at subway? cause u gave me a foot long

Hi (hi) wanna go out? (the classic)

2 obvious ones....surprised nobody said them yet (if u have sorry for missing it)


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines   Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:10 pm

Einsteinean wrote:
A butt doctor? I'm having a redneck moment trying to figure out what the hell a butt doctor is.

Proctologist.


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines   Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:18 pm

Lololol.


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines   Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:00 pm

I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.

Are you religious? [Why?] Because you're the answer to my prayers.

Can you give me directions...to your heart?

Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you're hot!

Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.

Falling for you would be a very short trip.

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.

You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.

Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.

CLASSICS

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines   Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:16 pm

Nice.




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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines   Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:21 pm

so, today this guy said "that outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed." to me
and i was like, "well, that girl over there is wearing the same thing, so why dont you go talk to her?"
(we wear uniforms)
i cant believe guys actually use lines like that
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines   Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:22 pm

lawl, epic fail by that guy.

Although...




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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines   Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:31 pm

althoughhhh....


"i don't know much about pies but damn, you make my banana cream"


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[22:22:56] Whatif : Yeah, my first dick is one inch from my body!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines   Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:32 pm

tis beith a fail...

why rnt the girls saying any pick up lines though? im sure they have some...


Double you tea ef


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines   Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:33 pm

Yeah, but the guy has a point. It's the context that's a fail.

Here's one.

Are you a record player? Because I fele like getting out my big ten inch record.




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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick Up Lines   Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:11 am

Skweekers wrote:
althoughhhh....


"i don't know much about pies but damn, you make my banana cream"


Lolol. Did anyone actually say that to you?







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